Careful...bad season for penile fractures

[Treeview]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

 

[BeckyJones]

"When patients present to a doctor, their penis often looks like an eggplant."

AhahahahahHhhhaaaaaahaha



I'm sorry I know it's not funny but it's funny

 

[BeckyJones]

I've had some wild sex but I have never eggplanted a man's penis.

 

[BeckyJones]

I've had some wild sex but I have never eggplanted a man's penis.

I guess I'm not trying hard enough

 

[patient1]

"When patients present to a doctor, their penis often looks like an eggplant."

AhahahahahHhhhaaaaaahaha



I'm sorry I know it's not funny but it's funny

I'm never going to look at that emoji again without thinking of penile fracture.

 

[CuriousRick]

A buddy of mine broke his! He said it was excruciating!!

 

[live4thebj]

A woman was riding me so hard and riding so high that the head was an inch away from coming out I was afraid she was going to break it. Flipped her over and took over.

 

[BackwoodsMama]

A buddy of mine broke his! He said it was excruciating!!

Did he heal up okay?

 

[CuriousRick]

Did he heal up okay?

As far as I know I didn’t check! lol.

 

[BackwoodsMama]

As far as I know I didn’t check! lol.

Fair enough. Hope he made a full recovery.

 

[CuriousRick]

This was back in the late 90’s a few years later he came out as trans. Not haven’t seen him in 25 years. He might not even have it!

 

[BeckyJones]

I'm never going to look at that emoji again without thinking of penile fracture.

You're welcome

 

[Britva415]

Not surprisingly (to me anyway), one of the sources in the article specifically mentioned extramarital affairs around the holidays as being a factor here.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I guess I'm not trying hard enough

Maybe it's really more like a case of him not trying "hard" enough.

 

[BeckyJones]

Maybe it's really more like a case of him not trying "hard" enough.

He was trying hard until the fracture. After thst he was trying soft.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

He was trying hard until the fracture. After thst he was trying soft.

Ouch! Hope he at least enjoyed it up until that point.