Careers To Avoid

[OhMissScarlett]

OhMissScarlett! Why, I do believe my Mint Julep has come up my nose!

 

[Boxlicker101]

How about the circus or zoo employee who gives enemas to the elephants?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Rush Limbaugh's proctologist. Gaaaaah.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Rush Limbaugh's proctologist. Gaaaaah.

This would be easy to confuse with the above post about circus employees giving enemas to elephants.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Rush Limbaugh's proctologist...

Now that’s what I call redundant!

Searching for something malignant in the asshole of a malignant asshole.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Now that’s what I call redundant!

Searching for something malignant in the asshole of a malignant asshole.

 

[shereads]

Ethics advisor for the Bush Administration.

That's Karl Rove. He seems pretty happy.

 

[shereads]

Bikini waxer in a leper colony.

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

Not such a good word-picture.

 

[shereads]

White House Director of Faith-Based Charitable Funding, Islam Division

 

[BlackShanglan]

Now that’s what I call redundant!

Searching for something malignant in the asshole of a malignant asshole.

Yes. I about to say he also might need some help getting his head out of there, but I guess that "something milgnant" pretty much covers that as well.

 

[Subo97]

sorting fly shit out of pepper?

 

[Songcatcher]

White House Director of Faith-Based Charitable Funding, Islam Division

You will soon be a vital tool in the people's constant struggle against ideological subversion.

 

[shereads]

Perfume Sniper

Perfume Snipers are those unfortunates who are hired part-time to line the aisles of department stores and squirt you with perfume samples until you smell like an air-freshener dangling from the rearview mirror of a taxicab. On the day after Thanksgiving in the USA, entire armies of Perfume Snipers are set loose and ordered to fire at will. The good ones always ask as they spray you or immediately afterward, "Would you like to wear a sample of Eau Eau Eau?"