Careers To Avoid

[shereads]

1. Event planner in Ramallah

 

[shereads]

2. Scuba diver who inspects interior of Miami's cross-bay sewage pipeline

 

[Guest]

1. Event planner in Ramallah

You mean, there is a plan?

 

[oggbashan]

3. Religious Equality Advisor to the Republican Party
4. Christian Missionary to Iran
5. Communist activist in US Defense Dept.

Og

 

[Guest]

3. Religious Equality Advisor to the Republican Party
4. Christian Missionary to Iran
5. Communist activist in US Defense Dept.

Og

Ogg, can I spend this Christmas with you?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

According to Popular Science, some of the worst jobs in science are: landfill monitor, anal wart analyst, lab-animal veterinarian, and TV meteorologist.

 

[Guest]

TV meteorologist.

That Lara from C5 news is a hottie, though. Not that the weather woman is a meteorologist.

 

[Lisa Denton]

http://www.imageshosted.com/images/986447no_ex-lax_please.jpg

 

[Edward Teach]

http://www.imageshosted.com/images/986447no_ex-lax_please.jpg

Which one's Dubya?

 

[Guest]

Which one's Dubya?

x 5

Not that I feel any better for laughing out loud while the shits are happening to people I don't know.

 

[shereads]

According to Popular Science, some of the worst jobs in science are: landfill monitor, anal wart analyst, lab-animal veterinarian, and TV meteorologist.

Somewhere, an anal wart analyst is wondering how TV meteorologists made this list.

 

[shereads]

3. Religious Equality Advisor to the Republican Party
4. Christian Missionary to Iran
5. Communist activist in US Defense Dept.

6. Director of Tourism for the town of Hell Hole Swamp, South Carolina.

 

[gauchecritic]

7. Logician at Lit

 

[shereads]

7. Logician at Lit

emoticon!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bodyguard for Liza Minnelli.

 

[Edward Teach]

6. Director of Tourism for the town of Hell Hole Swamp, South Carolina.

Don't talk about my daddy.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Choreographer for the chorus line at the Caesar's Palace in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

Bikini waxer in a leper colony.

Rabbi in Afghanistan.

Politcal satirist in North Korea.

--Zoot

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hole-in-one catcher.


http://www.imageshosted.com/images/158067untitled-65.jpg

 

[Lisa Denton]

Pillsbury doughboy.




http://www.imageshosted.com/images/509013untitled-66.jpg

 

[Lisa Denton]

Librarian.




http://www.imageshosted.com/images/24566717251r001.jpg

 

[rgraham666]

Ethics advisor for the Bush Administration.

 

[Belegon]

Ethics advisor for the Bush Administration.

nah, that's not a career. how long could it take to write a two paragraph pamphlet about full deniability?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Hey!

Librarian.

Except for having to deal with the idiotic mass that thing a librarian shouldn't be paid, all she does is read books, and is basically a secretary - it's not so bad.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Bodyguard for Liza Minnelli.

OhMissScarlett! Why, I do believe my Mint Julep has come up my nose!

 

[yui]

http://www.imageshosted.com/images/986447no_ex-lax_please.jpg

Looks like the original cover of "Origin of the Feces".