Care package for Lancecastor suggestion box

[Bob_Bytchin]

We need to put together a care package for Lancecastor. Things that he truly needs or could use.

I'll start off by adding the following to the package:

1) A standard issue floor buffer...for easier care of the buffer zone.

2) Some Bril Creme

3) A tube of insta-tan because he won't get a real tan in Canada or while inside.

4) A Gunner Daily (TM) CD Collection

What would you add?

 

[marksgirl]

Here Bob I'll throw in some Preparation H Ointment.

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

A new recliner?

damn, hate it when that happens.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The Charles Atlas Full Course to Total Health and Fitness Program.

http://www.charlesatlas.com/

And some Just-for-Men Hair color.

http://www.justformen.com/

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

A brand new IBM AT with a dot matrix printer.

 

[Mia62]

LadyG and I to deliver it.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

A brand new IBM AT with a dot matrix printer.

You're too generous

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You're too generous

The addage is "Give until it hurts."

It does not specify who is hurt.

 

[Sheaf_Beast]

I would add to the package a pair of used hip boots, he will likely need these cause when he is around it tends to get very deep.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

The addage is "Give until it hurts."

It does not specify who is hurt.

Couldn't you make it an E-Machine?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Couldn't you make it an E-Machine?

I buy American, you Pinko.

 

[HeavyStick]

His chest rats will appreciate this.

 

[LadyG]

LadyG and I to deliver it.

right there with ya, Mia

 

[Lancecastor]

You're all too kind, really. I'm getting all misty-crotched here.

 

[bad kitty]

Some KY Jelly, so he can pull the stick out of his ass.

 

[Lancecastor]

Some KY Jelly, so he can pull the stick out of his ass.

Would you care for a pickle?

 

[bad kitty]

Would you care for a pickle?

Nah, I like my cucumbers natural.

Ok, yeah that sounded bad. I eat them and that's all. Honestly.

 

[April]

Obviously he needs a new ass pillow.

 

[Guest]

I'll contribute too.....here are some WW1 profilactics - mint condiion, army issue, camoflaged and all.


They'll never see you coming, Lance.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'll contribute too.....here are some WW1 profilactics - mint condiion, army issue, camoflaged and all.


They'll never see you coming, Lance.

I'll throw in some padded condoms from the same time period...their cushion has dissipated, but they still won't feel him coming.

 

[Freya]

Hey, I manage to get a tan in Canada. Of course, I leave my computer once in a while.

 

[phrodeau]

Nobody's suggested the thing he needs the most.

A clue.

 

[Cheyenne]

Obviously he needs a new ass pillow.

Hey, that's his job! He tests ass pillows for a living, remember?

 

[loveyamon]

I'll donate a plush soft Egyption cotton towel so he can wipe off the slobber everytime DonkeyDyck ((aka.dingo boy)
is done kissing his ass....

 

[Jennxxx]

Here ya go Lance....

One fully functioning pussy. She loves it when you fuck her in the ass, she will suck your cock all night... Hey, she even swallows! She loves orgies. 3 vibrating pleasure holes. (Only the best for you!)

Best part is... She never says a word.


http://www.blowupdollstore.com

ENJOY!