Car Flirting...

I'm not sure what you mean by "car flirting."

I named my car, and I talk to it and cuss at it, but I've never flirted with it. If it's been flirting with me, I missed all of the signs.
 
Frank has an antique car. Do you think he would be jealous if I flirted with it?

Which reminds me, did you hear about the moronic hit-man who was told to blow up a car, and burned his lips on the exhaust pipe? (suck, sweetie, don't blow)

Monty Python: "Stop this sketch! It's getting TOO silly!"

But all seriousness aside (as Steve Allen used to say)...

I have flirted in car but oddly never "did it" in a car, maybe because I was 23 my first time and past that high-school back-seat-of-the-car stage. I'm picking up Frank from his office in about 10 minutes, maybe now would be the time to try car-sex (with him, silly, not with his car)? Wish me luck.

-- Latina
 
shut the fuck up about frank already. nobody's that great.
 
yeah the trolls are back the trolls are back please threaten to kill me so laurel can have reason to check your ip and report you to the law.

Just because Latina and Frenak experince love, something you never have doesnt mean its not true
 
Melody, I am a huge flirt and car flirting is part of the game too! It can be tons of fun as long as you manage to drive with a modicum of safety in mind. I swear this behavior will get me in a f***ing wreck someday! :)
 
Is it called car-flirting when who are sucking him to within an inch of his life and all the trucks rolling by can see it? That's my take on car flirting.

Oh, and it works for me.
 
Well Harold honey..............

:p
 
You will all think I am saying this to be funny, but often, due to my busy schedule.. I have to change while in the car.. well, what better time than rush hour traffic?

Hehe.. well.. sometimes.. when I am really ... extra bored.. I am sure to take off my top and bra (or camisole) and flash them.. hehe and pretend I don't see them staring.. male or female..

Um.. good thing this doesn't allow minors?

Look what you all have done to me!
Indeed I am the ultimate oxymoron... corrupted.. willingly.. your "wicked angel."
 
Jade said:
Hehe.. well.. sometimes.. when I am really ... extra bored.. I am sure to take off my top and bra (or camisole) and flash them.. hehe and pretend I don't see them staring.. male or female..

Um.. good thing this doesn't allow minors?

Way doesn't that stuff ever happen to me?
Ever get any appreciative whistles?
 
Hi Jade, I have done the same thing. My schedule can be nuts & I have had to change in the car more than once.I don't do it often, there are too many weirdos here in the Metroplex, but it is fun once in a while. People get the most surprised looks on their faces. One time, another woman flashed me back, it was so funny.A few weeks ago, coming back from faire, I flashed people & didn't realize it. It was so hot that I didn't wear a blouse under my bodice, I didn't realize the side lacings had loosened until my nipples popped out. Needless to say, my fiancee had quite a difficult time keeping his eyes on the road when he realized what had happened.
 
I'M FLASHING MY THUMB ON THE HIGHWAY HOPING TO HITCH A RIDE WITH JADE OR TERESAFANNIN

JADE & TERESAFANNIN..........Please tell me what highway you 2 are driving when you "entertain" the fellow highway drivers. I might be there one day.........o-: LOL
 
Teras: YEA! *slaps high five*
It is so funny bc my peripheral vision is pretty decent and so I can see them looking... I love it when they are just driving by and suddenly they do a double take..sort of like.. "WTF.. I think I just .. I just I just... YAY BOOBIES!!!!!" LMAO

Never: Aw honey... I WILL... just do some more double takes! ;)

Guy: IH35
 
Beep..beep..Out of my way folks! Gotta get to IH35...

*damn it....damn it..damn it* damn car won't start.....

*kicking car*


Jade dear, you've just made me smile for the day....:D
 
Damn new car!

Yeah Xander, with my luck Jade is rolling down the highway right this moment.



Good to see you back, Xanman! So did you have any fires to put out while you were out here in California?

:D
 
Baby you can drive my car!

I love car flirting, Melody! I kinda have a little secret to confess too ... once when i was really hot ... driving home from work to see my b/f ... i took off all my underwear before getting in the car and i hiked up my skirt ... and ummm well ... i played with myself while i was driving home ... naughty, oui? It was so exciting to think that maybe someone could catch me ... and when i arrived home ... well I attacked my b/f ... ha ha

Hey ... welcome back Mr. X ... hope you had a good trip!
____________
Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
and baby I love you.
Beep Beep Beep Beep Yea
~The Beatles~
 
I also drive on I35, as well as I30, I820 & several state highways. There are lots of highways in the great state of Texas, huh, Jade? Maybe we'll see each other one of these days.
 
Car flirting, oh yes, all the time!

I'm from Philadelphia, and it goes on all the time here. I even do it with my wife in the car. But here you do it mostly at red lights. You stop check out the car next to you, if it's a cute girl you smile, she smiles, then the light changes and it goes on like this till one of you turns. It's mostly an ego booster, makes you both feel like you still got it. I've never had it go anywhere:-{
 
I have never let it go anywhere, either. I love my guy & can't imagine losing him. Now, if some of the men down here & I know we have them, would GIVE me an eyeful one of these days. Got to love driving a pickup, gives you a view into smaller cars.
 
HERE IN CALIFORNIA, WE HAVE THAT EVERY FRIDAY

There is a DJ on the talk station here in CA that has "Flash Friday" every week. If a woman, while driving the highway, sees a guy driving with his headlights on she is asked to "flash" her "headlights" to that driver. Personally, I've never been fortunate to witness anything like that on a Friday but I am hearing it on the radio all of the time.
 
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