Car Acronyms

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Car Acronyms

Before you buy that new car, find out what the name really means. Here is a list of car acronyms to help you out.

AUDI: Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW: Big Man Wannabe

BUICK: Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

DODGE: Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere

FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony

FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily

GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

GMC: Garage Mechanic's Companion

JEEP: Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly

MAZDA: My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Drive Slow -- Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

PLYMOUTH: Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap

PONTIAC: Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

SAAB: Sad Attempt At Beauty

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TRIUMPH: The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

TOYOTA: Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A

 

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Car Acronyms

Before you buy that new car, find out what the name really means. Here is a list of car acronyms to help you out.



FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
" " " " """ ""
or, FORD: Found On the Road Dead....

i found out the hard way...<whimper,whimper>

 

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COLT

Car of little trunk

 

[Azwed]

Re: Re: Car Acronyms

Please thats an old one.


FORD=First on recycle/refuse dump

Fucked over rebuilt dodge

Car Acronyms

Before you buy that new car, find out what the name really means. Here is a list of car acronyms to help you out.



FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
" " " " """ ""
or, FORD: Found On the Road Dead....

i found out the hard way...<whimper,whimper>

 

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Viper: Very Impressive Piece of Engineering Revolution

or

Harley: Has All Relaxation, Love, Endlessly Yearning