Captured for Interrogation

[bindingeagle]

"Nice," he said. "Can't wait to sleep behind bulletproof windows in our own bed."

 

[celestialdragon]

"Amen to that," she said, grinning. She snuggled into him. "Paperwork is done."

 

[bindingeagle]

"You always do that so quickly. I don't know how you do it."

 

[celestialdragon]

"Got plenty of practice in college. I would often do ten page research papers the night before they were due, and still got full marks," she said. "More often than not with a bottle of beer next to me.

 

[bindingeagle]

"Maybe that's why I failed, I used vodka."

 

[celestialdragon]

Alexis laughed. "Well, I don't know about THAT," she teased. "I think you were too busy thinking of pranks to do on your instructors."

 

[bindingeagle]

"That, too," he laughed. "What horrible things did Mikhael tell you about?"

 

[celestialdragon]

"He told me about the time glued Georgia's floggers to the table, and the time you and a few other people sneaked into the staff's quarters to flog the flogging staff," she giggled.

 

[bindingeagle]

"I'm not sure what I got it worse for," he said, sighing at his old antics.

 

[celestialdragon]

She giggled and kissed his cheek. "It's okay, I did pranks when I was in the CIA academy. I superglued the Director's things to his desk and left jelly beans all over the place. I got it good for that."

 

[bindingeagle]

"He seems like the sort to dislike humor," he said.

 

[celestialdragon]

"Took him five hours to unglue his phone so he could scream at me. Oh, that was a bad time, that was a bad time. . ." she grinned.

 

[bindingeagle]

"I iced the outside of the instructors' barracks and rang a bell to get them outside."

 

[celestialdragon]

"I one-time rewrote a comrade's resume to the Director so under 'Interests' it read 'Watching, reading, and writing porn' and 'Excessive masturbation'."

 

[bindingeagle]

"What did he do to deserve that?"

 

[celestialdragon]

"Hmmm. . . I believe that he was one of the people who had jumped me the day after receiving the scores of a test and I beat them."

 

[bindingeagle]

"Some people just can't take losing," he said, snuggling up to her.

 

[celestialdragon]

She smiled and snuggled back. "Yeah. . . I did that on five comrades. . . The Director was furious when he found out.

 

[bindingeagle]

"I can't imagine why," he said. "What did he do that time?"

 

[celestialdragon]

"I got extra torture, but it wasn't too bad. I also had to write apology letters to the five of them, and did extra paperwork for a week."

 

[bindingeagle]

"I guess that helped you do paperwork so fast as well," he said.

 

[celestialdragon]

"Yes, it did," she said, grinning.

 

[bindingeagle]

"I put a trash can full of water up against Georgia's door, knocked and ran away."

 

[celestialdragon]

Alexis laughed. "How did you LIVE through the Academy?" she asked. "Just, how are you not dead?!"

 

[bindingeagle]

"I guess they needed my brain so they kept my body around."