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[Queersetti]

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[Queersetti]

Well, OK then, don't fucking caption it.

 

[butters]

Well, OK then, don't fucking caption it.

i'm thinkin', i'm thinkin'!

jeez

 

[bronzeage]

Not a caption, but topical:

What goes, "Chop chop, oh my aching feet, chop chop"?

Paul Bunion.

 

[butters]

...for those days when the Maine man needs his main man



despite recent suspect testimonials, bird shit is not the best way to keep your beard free of grey streaks

 

[butters]

shudda got a bigger comb...

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

That tickles!

 

[butters]

they said you could be anything you dreamt of being...

stupid bloody dream.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Going down on the state puff marshmallow man has its drawbacks.....

 

[sircumvent]

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Let me get that twat cum out of your beard before Mrs. Bunyon sees it.

 

[islandman]

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Beard lice? I don't even want to know.

 

[KingOrfeo]

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So, Paul, I guess Babe is really a bull, not an ox, eh?

 

[Mr Noone]

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Are you sure this is what they mean by "waxing"?

 

[bill-pix-trade]

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When I'm done with your beard I do your pubes.

 

[phrodeau]

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"Ooold Spice means quality,
Said the Captain to the Bosun.
Ask for the package with
The ship that sails the ocean."

 

[cleaver]

~ ... even if the babe's a big blue ox, to groom for a date is never uncivil... ~

chivalry... it's not just for anti-bellum bodice-rippers any more

 

[patient1]

Yet more mincemeat. According to legend, you and your appetite are the reason the mince became extinct.

 

[Cathleen]

"I keep telling you, Paul, it's not the size of your ax that matters."

 

[KingOrfeo]

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There! All clean! Now will you spare our village?!

 

[Sinny]

"If you would just eat your tacos horizontally, I wouldn't have to clean the fucking tapatio out of your chin pubes, Paul."

 

[patient1]

There! All clean! Now will you spare our village?!

Good one!

 

[CaptainKirk]

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"Damn it, Paul! I told you to use 'Old English', not 'Pledge'!"