Caption this.

[hobbit.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123381-126C6D95000005DC-731_634x424.jpg​

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

For the last time - marry me!

 

[RoryN]

"I'm sorry - I'm just not buying the whole `I'm a swan' routine." - Simon Cowell

 

[hobbit.]

your bum doesnt look big in this sweetie honest... but why is this boat front end heavy.... Oh Hi sailor.. ship ahoy!

 

[unregistered]

 

[hobbit.]

Seanh shows Hobbit how to hunt Skinheads.

sorry vet.. no goldfish this time.

 

[RoryN]

"When I took Paula Abdul on this ride, she thought it was a real bird."

 

[hobbit.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123381-126C6D95000005DC-731_634x424.jpg​

wallims "cowell you silly boy, i said do you fancy a quick duck"

 

[garbage can]

"SeanH and his friend"

 

[RoryN]

"This is one big bird - like Jennifer Hudson in 2004."

 

[Wobnoid]

"I'm sorry - I'm just not buying the whole `I'm a swan' routine." - Simon Cowell

"When I took Paula Abdul on this ride, she thought it was a real bird."

...Starstruck RoryN temporarily drops the race bat to "spot the celeb and attempt a witty" before anyone else here possibly can. Meanwhile in other news, racism runs rampant in all unprotected threads. Several mildly upset. At least one feeling hurt... More - at eleven.

 

[Sean]

Simon Cowell's remake of the leaving of Lothlorien scene fails to achieve critical acclaim.

 

[neci]

peddling paddlers

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

it amuses me but why does SeanH come to mind for you posters?

 

[RoryN]

...Starstruck RoryN temporarily drops the race bat to "spot the celeb and attempt a witty" before anyone else here possibly can.

Translation: I stole his thunder, and now he's butthurt.

At least he didn't attack me
with
lousy
poetry.

 

[hobbit.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123381-126C6D95000005DC-731_634x424.jpg​

Just remind me again, when we hit the beach, the ramp goes down and... ?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wobnoid]

Translation: I stole his thunder, and now he's butthurt.

At least he didn't attack me
with
lousy
poetry.

Ahhh... Spotting celebs again? Fail. Next...

 

[Sean]

it amuses me but why does SeanH come to mind for you posters?

They're obsessed with me, Humpty. Just like you.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

They're obsessed with me, Humpty. Just like you.

Well! Aren't you the lucky one?

 

[RoryN]

They're obsessed with me

I know the feeling...

 

[hobbit.]

They're obsessed with me, Humpty. Just like you.

Well! Aren't you the lucky one?

I know the feeling...

Guys..

Simon says.. do you want to form a pop group? if not.. stick to the fucking thread!

 

[RoryN]

Guys..

Simon says.. do you want to form a pop group? if not.. stick to the fucking thread!

Don't complain about me - I'm keeping your thread alive.

 

[hobbit.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123381-126C6D95000005DC-731_634x424.jpg​

For a big bird Cheryl Cole was never as wet a ride as this one!

 

[hobbit.]

Don't complain about me - I'm keeping your thread alive.

oh shit!