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[Super-Surprise]

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http://pictures.share-image.com/pictures/big/2011/362/13251666017675922675.jpg

 

[THROBBS]

"My nipples have bigger erections than that!"

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

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http://pictures.share-image.com/pictures/big/2011/362/13251666017675922675.jpg

"You promised you saved up for me. Why isn't any coming out?"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I told you the 'roids would shrink your nads!

 

[Aphro]

"Oh, it's so cute!"

 

[eric60red]

You showed me yours, do I have to show you mine?

 

[Magnetron]

Look at what I just found in the ocean.

 

[snowingwhite]

"did a fish bite it in half??"

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

I thought shaving it would make it look bigger.

 

[jacktar48]

Him: "I'd love to get into your pants."

Her: "Don't bother. There's an asshole in there already."

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

"If it was any bigger it would look like a dick."

btw, nice ass!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Him: does that look like a cut on the tip
Her: oh, it's so tiny, it's hard to see

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/06/19/620/6526449-gorgeous-blonde-teen-handjob.jpg?site=sex&user=zyppyzack

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/06/19/620/6526449-gorgeous-blonde-teen-handjob.jpg?site=sex&user=zyppyzack

"You know I'm only fifteen, right?"