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[amelia]

 

[perks]

I must, I must, I must increase my bust.

 

[huskie]

Don't step on toes?

 

[honeylick]

"i shouldn't have had those 2 apple martini's at lunch"

 

[Lord Porn]

Your right my left is heavier!

 

[Beebeeblue]

I'd rather be looking at his hands.

 

[VincentFloyd]

"now that I think about it, maybe I SHOULDN'T have stuck both of my hands up there..."

 

[concrete]

SO what if my TIT'S aren't exactly level...

 

[kotori]

The first thing the future manicurists must learn is "what are nails." Class...

 

[Tap-Out]

Now this time STAY up there!

 

[paganangel]

the sign-language class was quite surprised when the instructor taught them the phrase, "gimmie head."

 

[Renegade]

"Sex Ed 101. Todays Lesson: How to properly push your lovers head between your legs."

 

[HeavyStick]

This is how far my Mom's tits hang.

 

[Zmey]

hoo seys ve dronk?

 

[just pet]

At the Boris and Natasha School of Destroying Moose und Squooril

"Now focus as you push the detonator down... Good bye Moose"

 

[ExLimey]

"Wow, soaking in Palmolive really does make your hands softer"

 

[Starblayde]

Now try and touch them with one eye closed...

 

[hogjack]

Mime class

"Ok mime class, now that you've mastered the bottom of the box, let's work on those other five walls!"

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

...you can dance if you want to...you can leave your friends behind... cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance...well they're...no friends of mine...I say...

 

[Guest]

Jacob, Emily, and Hannah, after getting dressed from several hours
of three-way, probing teen sex, examine their fingernails in unison
for tell-tale semen and vaginal precum residue after washing them
in preparation for supper at their college dorm.

Jacob was heard grumbling afterward, "I wish I didn't hafta wash.
I kinda like the smell. It's like rubbing your nose in your favorite
dessert, anytime you want!"

 

[CarolineOh]

"Goddamn crazy glue."

 

[Zmey]

"Goddamn crazy glue."

that's a good one hehehe

 

[Agent99]

"ET, phone home!"

 

[Vilac]

"All we need are the Nikes and the purple triangle pieces of cloth and we too will meet our brothers and sisters on the Hale-Bopp comet!"

 

[april-wine]

All the COOL kids are doing it......