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I must, I must, I must increase my bust.
 
"now that I think about it, maybe I SHOULDN'T have stuck both of my hands up there..."
 
the sign-language class was quite surprised when the instructor taught them the phrase, "gimmie head."
 
At the Boris and Natasha School of Destroying Moose und Squooril

"Now focus as you push the detonator down... Good bye Moose"
 
"Wow, soaking in Palmolive really does make your hands softer"
 
Mime class

"Ok mime class, now that you've mastered the bottom of the box, let's work on those other five walls!"
 
amelia said:
Jacob, Emily, and Hannah, after getting dressed from several hours
of three-way, probing teen sex, examine their fingernails in unison
for tell-tale semen and vaginal precum residue after washing them
in preparation for supper at their college dorm.

Jacob was heard grumbling afterward, "I wish I didn't hafta wash.
I kinda like the smell. It's like rubbing your nose in your favorite
dessert, anytime you want!"
 
"All we need are the Nikes and the purple triangle pieces of cloth and we too will meet our brothers and sisters on the Hale-Bopp comet!"

;)
 
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