Caption this big weiner

[Queersetti]

http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wienermobile-crash1.jpg

 

[Up4fun&69]

http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wienermobile-crash1.jpg

She said just one big push and it would fit, no problem.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wienermobile-crash1.jpg

It was the wurst thing that could happen.

 

[Riles]

The first time a guy lied about the size of his wiener and it turned out to be BIGGER!

 

[CaliColt]

You gave me permission to put just the tip in

 

[yossi]

Like throwing a hot dog down a hall...never mind.

 

[thør]

Weren't 92,000# of wieners just destroyed because of a problem with cheese?

 

[islandman]

http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wienermobile-crash1.jpg

"We're going to need more lube."

 

[Alexandra_CD]

"It's a good thing he didn't try and bring it in the back way."

 

[October46]

http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wienermobile-crash1.jpg

Wow, big dick, where is his balls?

 

[thør]

Congratulations!

You may already be a wiener.

 

[Saint Peter]

Not Kosher.

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh I wish I had a hole for my wiener
Or a little lube to loosen up the V,
For if I had either one of these things,
I'm sure that they would be in love with me.

 

[Skiddles2014]

The Brats finally got to meat the neighbours.

 

[neci]

Time for some more weenie packing, Bob.

 

[Garnate]

It was the wurst thing that could happen.

This gets my vote.

 

[Magnetron]

It runs on mustard gas.

 

[Mr Noone]

The mohel gate.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

MORE LUBE!!

http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wienermobile-crash1.jpg

 

[patient1]

"I never actually measured it, I just estimated-"

 

[Misshotndeep]

Finally a toy for Paris Hilton.

 

[Jaystorme]

I will never ignore a "Scooter Parking Only" sign again!

 

[Paendragon]

It was the wurst thing that could happen.

Winner . . .

 

[parodyluvr75]

You wanna park it where?