Can't sleep

Damn your Gif is awesome ! How are things in the homeland today ? And is the Italian tag coincidence or due you have some Italian Bood ?
 
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Someone want to keep me company?

been away for a while. what's with this 'can't sleep' shit? you need someone to cuddle you up, maybe tell you a bedtime story? or you rather be a little more daring, have naughty little things whispered to you?
 
Some of you who PM me say some of the weirdest shit. And talk about experiences that have to be fake
 
"I have wanted a threesome with my wife ever since she told me she wanted to see me fuck a younger girl. I told her I would love to if she knew any and she told me she knows plenty, our daughters friends."

"I told her she should see if any of them would be open to it and she went straight to our daughter and asked her if she knew if any of her friends were into older men. My daughter told her that her friend Melissa had told my daughter how she fantasizes about daddy /daughter sex."
 
Speaking of PMs, the quality seems to have trends, and the last several days have been pretty boring trends. Sorry if I don't want to answer "how are you?" A thousand times a day. Nor do I want to switch to IM immediately where you just send me a dick pic without warning. And of course light up my notifications.
 
Oh, and over half the messages I get are "do you want to chat?" No, I go on a chat site for the specific purpose of not chatting. Good job bro. Do these people go up to people in real life and ask for permission to chat? Fuck. If you're going to PM me, at least have something to say.
 
I've been busy and trying to get my sleep schedule back on track. :(
 
also some of you are into lots of shit that differs from me. That's fine, we all have our preferences, but it usually means I don't want to talk to you because of it. Sorry, I don't understand the appeal of public sex. It just screams self importance. Why do you think the rest of the world cares who you are fucking? And a lot of these stories I'm told involving public sex are clearly fake. At least I hope.

Also I way too many of you want to fuck your family members. Sorry, but you are legit fucked in the head if you want to fuck your mom/sister/daughter.
 
Also, I know what I like and dislike, so stop trying to convert me into trying your stupid shit.

Also, I think the word "horny" is is fucking stupid and I cringe whenever I see that word.
 
Ok, I admit that perhaps I should craft my PMs a little more carefully.
 
Am I the only one who felt compulsed to type out "horny" a hundred times in various colors and sized fonts?

...I'm just evil like that.

Which one of you sick bearstuds was saying they'd like to fuck their mother's sister's daughter? That's just.....sick!!!

I have much more sedate fantasies about smothering a woman in a flaming jello shots and putting out the fire with waterguns filled with cool whip, while we're surrounded by the Philadelphia Philharmonic playing Brahms' lullaby (and they are wearing red licorice penguin outfits.

...was that the sound of the ignore button being clicked??
 
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