Can't get rid of houseguest...

[yuppietowngirl]

...any idea how to get rid of one? Or any horror stories of ones you have had?

 

[nitelite33]

It's like pulling off a bandaid...

If you let it linger, the wound festers and everyone suffers.

You just gotta be quick and hope for the best =)

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Don't Buy Any Groceries For A Couple Of Weeks!

Only Eat Out Without Them, Pretend The Cable Is Out And The Stereo Is Broken, And Hide All The Soap!

 

[yuppietowngirl]

It's like pulling off a bandaid...

If you let it linger, the wound festers and everyone suffers.

You just gotta be quick and hope for the best =)

hmm...does seem like that *s*

 

[Spider_Guy]

Depends. Do you really like this person when they aren't in your house all the time?.

If not, shine up some good boots. Line up your shot. And kick em square in the hiney.......looses it's effect with "hiney"....lol.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: Don't Buy Any Groceries For A Couple Of Weeks!

Only Eat Out Without Them, Pretend The Cable Is Out And The Stereo Is Broken, And Hide All The Soap!

Well...did the eating out...now I am broke and there is no food in the house and I have two weeks till we get paid. Yikes

Cable was cut off cos he ran up the bill and I couldn't pay it...he had a server running. He has his own soap...and if he didn't...he is the type that wouldn't use it.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Depends. Do you really like this person when they aren't in your house all the time?.

If not, shine up some good boots. Line up your shot. And kick em square in the hiney.......looses it's effect with "hiney"....lol.

Oh I like this idea...I was thinking of pushing him off of the balcony...but there are trees below that would cushion the fall.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Oh and he never goes out. Doesn't help with the food bill but eats three meals at each meal. Plus, he is hubby's friend and hubby has no backbone.

 

[Cleopatra]

...any idea how to get rid of one? Or any horror stories of ones you have had?

Tell him your in-laws/relatives/whatever are coming and you need the room!!

 

[Lust Engine]

Hmmm...husband's sans backbone.

Guest becoming a nuisance.

What powers do you have over the situation now? Well, you could always explain to your husband that you just don't feel as frisky having his friend over & that he'll have to go in order for him to get anymore. If that doesn't work, then be blunt...

"Sorry friend; we'd love to help you out some more but this is OUR house. We enjoy your company but it's wrecking our marriage. We just can't afford you interrupting our lives nor do we want to interrupt yours. Please move out by (date)... for the sake of our friendship & our marriage"

Hopefully that'll do the trick, if not shove his shit to the curb & change the locks.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: Re: Can't get rid of houseguest...

Tell him your in-laws/relatives/whatever are coming and you need the room!!

Actually this is happening...but not till April. Hubby has told him that he has to be gone by the 21st. But that will come and go. As Jan1 and Feb 1 has.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Hmmm...husband's sans backbone.

Guest becoming a nuisance.

What powers do you have over the situation now? Well, you could always explain to your husband that you just don't feel as frisky having his friend over & that he'll have to go in order for him to get anymore. If that doesn't work, then be blunt...

"Sorry friend; we'd love to help you out some more but this is OUR house. We enjoy your company but it's wrecking our marriage. We just can't afford you interrupting our lives nor do we want to interrupt yours. Please move out by (date)... for the sake of our friendship & our marriage"

Hopefully that'll do the trick, if not shove his shit to the curb & change the locks.

No friskiness left...as soon as I can afford it...I am moving out. But that wont be for a few months. Hubby and I are not a couple anymore. So in a way I don't care if he stays...but I don't want to have to pay for him to eat free here. But if I have food in the place...he eats it all while I am sleeping or out.

 

[Lust Engine]

No friskiness left...as soon as I can afford it...I am moving out. But that wont be for a few months. Hubby and I are not a couple anymore. So in a way I don't care if he stays...but I don't want to have to pay for him to eat free here. But if I have food in the place...he eats it all while I am sleeping or out.

Would just buying enough for yourself work? Can you stash munchies somewhere safe?

Or if you wanna be a bitch about it, buy rancid food & peel the label off of it. Get the poor bastard sick as a dog & let him rot on hubby's couch.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Would just buying enough for yourself work? Can you stash munchies somewhere safe?

Or if you wanna be a bitch about it, buy rancid food & peel the label off of it. Get the poor bastard sick as a dog & let him rot on hubby's couch.

hehehe now there is a possible idea *s* Yes cook it up and serve it to him *s* with lots of ketchup *s*

 

[Lust Engine]

hehehe now there is a possible idea *s* Yes cook it up and serve it to him *s* with lots of ketchup *s*

And then the ol' Ex-Lax brownies as a chaser??

 

[yuppietowngirl]

And then the ol' Ex-Lax brownies as a chaser??

OMG you are wicked...but I love it hehehehe

 

[Lust Engine]

OMG you are wicked...but I love it hehehehe

Did you expect anything less??

I could even devise other things that'll drive him out faster, but seeing as how food seems to be the main reason he's staying, let's taint that first.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Did you expect anything less??

I could even devise other things that'll drive him out faster, but seeing as how food seems to be the main reason he's staying, let's taint that first.

The other reason is he is too lazy to move...he has no job oh but he gets money from his online girlfriend (they have meet in person).

 

[nitelite33]

he has no job oh but he gets money from his online girlfriend.

Man, I need to get a hook-up like THAT.

Anyone???

I take cash and Paypal.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Man, I need to get a hook-up like THAT.

Anyone???

I take cash and Paypal.

hehehe yeah tell me about it. I am tired of struggling also...I could be a mistress for some guy.

 

[huskie]

do you have kids in the house now?

 

[yuppietowngirl]

do you have kids in the house now?

yes...two too many actually. One is a child and other two act like children *s*

 

[huskie]

yes...two too many actually. One is a child and other two act like children *s*

is that child YOURS??

 

[yuppietowngirl]

is that child YOURS??

Yes

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I say just kick everyone out...guests, family, everyone! Then, parade around naked except for a coyboy hat and boots, and play video games until your brain explodes.