Vermilion
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Just got sent these and, despite the slightly strident feminism of some of them, they mostly made me smile 
>Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
>happened.
>-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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>Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
>the bi-tch up with cookies.
>(Unknown)
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>The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
>-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
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>I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. ?I think of them as stray
>eyebrows.
>-Janette Barber-
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>Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
>-Lily Tomlin-
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>My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --
>hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
>-Erma Bombeck-
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>Old age ain't no place for sissies.
>-Bette Davis-
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>A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
>?A woman must do what he can't.
>-Rhonda Hansome-
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>The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
>-Jane Sellman-
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>Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
>-Jennifer Unlimited-
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>Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
>as good. ?Luckily, this is not difficult.
>-Charlotte Whitton-
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>Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
>falling apart.
>-Caryn Leschen-
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>I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days
>attack me at once.
>-Jennifer Unlimited-
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>If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
>warning.
>-Catherine-
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>I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
>-- and I'm also not blonde.
>-Dolly Parton-
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>If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
>-Sue Grafton-
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>I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
>-Roseanne Barr-
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>When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
>country.
>-Elayne Boosler-
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>Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
>-Maryon Pearson-
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>In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. ?If you want anything
>done, ask a woman.
>-Margaret Thatcher-
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>I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
>career.
>-Gloria Steinem-
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>I am a marvelous housekeeper. ?Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
>-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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>Nobody can make you feel
>inferior without your permission.
>-Eleanor Roosevelt-
>Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
>happened.
>-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
>
>
>
>Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
>the bi-tch up with cookies.
>(Unknown)
>
>
>
>The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
>-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
>
>
>
>I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. ?I think of them as stray
>eyebrows.
>-Janette Barber-
>
>
>
>Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
>-Lily Tomlin-
>
>
>My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --
>hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
>-Erma Bombeck-
>
>
>
>Old age ain't no place for sissies.
>-Bette Davis-
>
>
>
>A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
>?A woman must do what he can't.
>-Rhonda Hansome-
>
>
>
>The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
>-Jane Sellman-
>
>
>
>Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
>-Jennifer Unlimited-
>
>
>
>Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
>as good. ?Luckily, this is not difficult.
>-Charlotte Whitton-
>
>
>
>Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
>falling apart.
>-Caryn Leschen-
>
>
>
>I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days
>attack me at once.
>-Jennifer Unlimited-
>
>
>
>If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
>warning.
>-Catherine-
>
>
>
>I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
>-- and I'm also not blonde.
>-Dolly Parton-
>
>
>
>If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
>-Sue Grafton-
>
>
>
>
>I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
>-Roseanne Barr-
>
>
>
>When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
>country.
>-Elayne Boosler-
>
>
>
>Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
>-Maryon Pearson-
>
>
>
>In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. ?If you want anything
>done, ask a woman.
>-Margaret Thatcher-
>
>
>
>I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
>career.
>-Gloria Steinem-
>
>
>I am a marvelous housekeeper. ?Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
>-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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>
>
>Nobody can make you feel
>inferior without your permission.
>-Eleanor Roosevelt-
