Can't find a specific story

[parodyluvr75]

This seems like a lenient board and I've been looking for this goddamned story for months. A while back I read a story on the site about a couple who got a pair of voodoo dolls and the man ended up getting bent and then poked like a pin cushion in a jacuzzi. Does anyone know where to find this fucking story? There is fucking after they get the pins out of him.

 

[blackleggings]

I knew I could rely on you to fly in.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I want my pincushion story.

 

[lovetoread]

I found this when I googled voodoo doll sex

 

[blackleggings]

I found this when I googled voodoo doll sex

Oh my.
I googled "pin cushion sex" and got this. It made me laugh:

 

[WeedSmoke420]

good luck..

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I want my pinhead story.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I found this when I googled voodoo doll sex

They truly have porn for everything.

I like how you think.

 

[EllieTalbot]

I want my pincushion story.

Can I pin you down and kiss you instead? I'll brush my teeth first and everything. *nod nod*

Pincushion in Punxatawny,
Ellie

 

[parodyluvr75]

For you Ellie, yes. And I'd even use mouth wash too.

Pinned in Pensacola,

Parody

 

[Wat_Tyler]

*pulls up a chair and some popcorn*


Voyeurism in Virginia,
Wat

 

[marshalt]

I haven't paid attention to the story side of lit for years. Not since they rejected my underage midget story. Fucking fascists! It's not like the horse was underage!

 

[lovetoread]

Gawd, midget underage horse stories make me so hawt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If the story included miniature seeing eye ponies, I'd be shocked.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's true.

 

[blackleggings]

I haven't paid attention to the story side of lit for years. Not since they rejected my underage midget story. Fucking fascists! It's not like the horse was underage!

Why did I get an obscene image of Tyrion Lannister in my head? Blah. I'm too obsessed.

 

[lovetoread]

Don't make me bring out the pony porn.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Have you seen my profile pic?

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://static2.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/8/6/1/large2/16871384.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

Of course I've seen it, I am a stalker.

 

[marshalt]

Why did I get an obscene image of Tyrion Lannister in my head? Blah. I'm too obsessed.

I don't know who that is.

 

[marshalt]

Don't make me bring out the pony porn.

Horse... not a pony...

 

[John Doe]

Don't make me bring out the pony porn.

Window stretcher 1

Window stretcher 2

 

[John Doe]

Horse... not a pony...

Killjoy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Of course I've seen it, I am a stalker.

It was the stick horse that made you start, isn't it? Or was it the turkey under the seat?