Candidates for the most pathetic humans on earth

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Well, add me to your list of better off dead. I think it was a brilliant idea and proof positive that in America you can sell anything. Nail two things together that no one has ever nailed together before and some schmuck will buy it from you.

The thing that pisses me off is that if I had thought of that six months ago I wouldn't be looking for a new place to live now.