Canada

[sinister169]

He might be old but he's good enough to get her pregnant. What's that saying about old guys? - Something about still being able to shoot straight - it just takes them longer to reload!

 

[Passionnee]

psst for your info she was insiminated with his frozen sperm ..and I am not kidding. *giggles*

 

[Curious Guy]

The fries with vinegar thing is also big in the U.S. mid-atlantic area. Somebody forgot to tell them about ketchup.

 

[Mustang Sally]

without Canada we would hvae 16 more states.

Umm, Sam, we have 10 provinces and 3 territories. Want me to name them? Where'd you get 16? LOL

I have also never heard of mushrooms IN the burger meat. I know Wendy's mushroom cheddar melt is to die for, but those mushrooms are just on top. The best place I know of to get burgers in Toronto is Licks - great food, PLUS the employees sing to you as they prepare your order. It's great!

Poutine is awesome, and so is shepherd's pie!
And you wash it all down with Canada Dry!
hehehe I'm a poet!

 

[RonG]

... maybe you were in a bizarro world Canada...

yup that must have been it ...

Bizarro Canada where . . .

1) Bruce Springsteen is Canadian so his music can get on the radio more.
2) National Hockey League Divisions are named after people instead of compass points.
3) American hockey teams like the Red Wings and Rangers win Stanley Cups about once every 50 years or so.
4) The sexiest profession is Civil Engineering.
5) Canada runs a positive trade balance with the US due to the massive importation of Doug and The Slugs CDs.
6) Tickets for Olympic Curling are harder to get than the Ice Dancing Finals.
7) And no beer comes with an expiration date!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

huh?

oh wow ... ha ha Ron ... <big hugs darling>

... also in Bizarro World Canada:

1. There is only one official language.

2. Instead of saying "eh?", they say "huh?"

3. They have 16 provinces.

3. Carole Pope of Rough Trade really IS the "Son of a Preacher Man."

 

[Purple Haze]

Spell C-A-N-A-D-A

"C, eh?" "N, eh?" "D, eh?"

 

[Samuari]

whats your imergration policy... I may want in.

 

[Passionnee]

Must live in bizarro Canada..not

Psst psst Ron, I am canadian, a civil engineer, and sexy...*giggles*

 

[Samuari]

Re: Must live in bizarro Canada..not

Psst psst Ron, I am canadian, a civil engineer, and sexy...*giggles*

We can accept the first two with out argument, ( who would lie?), but we require proof for the third: two photographs, and testominals from three members of this board. Summit by return post.

 

[Passionnee]

Proofs

Well ok the third one is hard to prove, me don't know the board members here to vouch for me. And I guess that I may look sexy for one and cute for the other guy *shrug*.

 

[Samuari]

Re: Proofs

Well ok the third one is hard to prove, me don't know the board members here to vouch for me. And I guess that I may look sexy for one and cute for the other guy *shrug*.

Ok we'll give you an extintion...you can start by getting to me. <Grinslearingly> If you are real good I'll even introduce you to Puddles the Wonder Puddle! And if she passes on you, your definatly sexy!

 

[Passionnee]

lol well thank you