Canada is Dangerous at Night Too!

[Lancecastor]

The GB has always been filled with Stories of American Dangers...

Child Molesters, Racist Shootings, Garnate on Vodka, Ishmael on Whiskey...

But Canada is Dangerous too!

In this thread we will reveal and discuss the Dangers of Life in Canada.

 

[Lancecastor]

Garbage Day:

All across Canada, garbage day is fraught with danger.

From the time you put your garbage out at night until the break of dawn, your streets aren't safe.

Old Men on fixed incomes troll the streets in Ford Rangers, looking for your Recyclables.

No deposit bottle is safe after dark on Garbage Day.

 

[Aphro]

When Timmies runs out of maple dip donuts, shit gets real.

 

[Recidiva]

Garbage day here means raccoons and bears.

Lock that shit down, keep it behind closed doors.

Bears don't care about recyclables, though. You guys have it bad.

 

[Lancecastor]

Just last week i saw negroes in my part of town.

Two of them!

 

[Aphro]

Just last week i saw negroes in my part of town.

Two of them!

Now I know you don't live in T.O.

 

[Lancecastor]

Oakville is highly multi cultural!

There is a Thai Restaurant now.

 

[islandman]

Lots of loonies running around up there.

 

[Riles]

Just last night, our neighborhoods' wild bunny was murdered in the street! And the crows were ripping him apart this morning as all the children walked past to school!


Do you think he was made an example?

 

[thør]

http://www.joevautour.com/images/BakerLake.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

Just last night, our neighborhoods' wild bunny was murdered in the street! And the crows were ripping him apart this morning as all the children walked past to school!


Do you think he was made an example?

I guess they aren't called a murder of crows for nothing!!


The thing about Canada that frightens me the most is Calliou. That bald headed little

prick.

 

[Lancecastor]

Just last night, our neighborhoods' wild bunny was murdered in the street! And the crows were ripping him apart this morning as all the children walked past to school!


Do you think he was made an example?

In Canada, the cost of being a "wild" bunny can be...fatal.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Apparently South Africa is as well, aside from murder there is this...


http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world...nd-steal-his-semen-in-south-africa/ar-BBjmCeH

 

[islandman]

I guess they aren't called a murder of crows for nothing!!


The thing about Canada that frightens me the most is Calliou. That bald headed little

prick.

His real name is 'Rimmy'.

 

[Jennifer]

His real name is 'Rimmy'.

I may have snorted at that one. A laugh/snort.

 

[Lancecastor]

Talk about danger... Those crazy fuckers in Alberta, Canada's Richest Province....elected an NDP ( thats socialist in yankspeak) government the other day.

Say bye bye Oil Revenues!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Canada lol.

You don't know comedy until you've heard Torontonians talking about their big city life and how gangsta they are. : "Tee Dot".

 

[Lancecastor]

Canada lol.

You don't know comedy until you've heard Torontonians talking about their big city life and how gangsta they are. : "Tee Dot".

Center of the Universe, Toronto is.

Just ask someone from there!

 

[thør]

Canada… what’s with Canada…
We got great big cities but a lot of trees and rocks
And yes the winter’s cold here – wear two pairs of socks
There’s half the world’s fresh water, to paddle your canoe
Camp along the shoreline, it’s what we like to do.
In Canada… [each time]

Livin in
Float my boat in
Bait my hook inWe tend to do things different, we each have our routine
Some of us eat kubassa, some of us, poutine
But we have traditions, that help us stick together
Our milk comes in a bag, mosquitos eat at leisure.
Playing in a snowsuit, true north strong and free
Hockey Night on Saturday, there on CBC,

Center ice in
He shoots he scores in
A player inWe pronounce the letter R like we’re pirates on a ship
We’ll drive two thousand miles, on a summer camping trip.
We wear Sorels in winter, while plugging in the car
We eat the holes from donuts, we love Nanaimo bars.
And we do possess a word that lubricates our speech:
…“It’s pretty good, eh” …
and it’s always within reach,

How’s it goin in
Out and about in
Drop your G inI’ve slept out in the forest, scared I heard a bear.
I’ve climbed a Rocky Mountain, just because it’s there,
Crossed the great St Lawrence, said merci beaucoup,
Pardon me; I’m sorry; excuse me; after you,

Politely in
Line-up here in
You don’t butt in, in CanadaEvery city empties on the 24th of May.
If we say “Not bad!”, we’re better than OK,
There’s workman’s comp and pogie, for when we’re shown the door.
There’s Canadian Tire money, in at least one kitchen drawer
And we have a golden rule that runs between these shores:
You stay out of my face, I’ll stay out of yours…

I get along in
Kissed the cod in
The Friendly Giant’s in

Oh………. Canada…



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