Can you....?

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Yes, I can honestly say that. My hands are the typical size of the average female. I've never cut my hand on the can. Why they make them so narrow is beyond me.

Can you pour them into a bowl and save yourself the booboo?

Nah, that would be too easy...and I wouldn't get that motherly-like sympathy from whatever woman I just emasculated myself in front of!

Can you remember your first day of school?
 
Nah, that would be too easy...and I wouldn't get that motherly-like sympathy from whatever woman I just emasculated myself in front of!

Can you remember your first day of school?

Nope. I was 4 and that was a reallllly long time ago, don'tchu know I'm old?

Can you remember yesterday's breakfast?
 
Nope. I was 4 and that was a reallllly long time ago, don'tchu know I'm old?

Can you remember yesterday's breakfast?

Meh, I spent all day yesterday trying to forget it :eek:

Can you make it all the way to Christmas without showing someone your middle finger?
 
Meh, I spent all day yesterday trying to forget it :eek:

Can you make it all the way to Christmas without showing someone your middle finger?

Hahahahahaha. No. I work in retail. It ain't happenin.

Can you make it through til Christmas without singing one Fa-la-lalalalalalala?
 
Hahahahahaha. No. I work in retail. It ain't happenin.

Can you make it through til Christmas without singing one Fa-la-lalalalalalala?

Retail? My sympathies....

And no...I sing like mad...when there's no one around of course.

Yes.

Can you make it across town without using your GPS?

Of course

Can you sing along to all the Shopping mall X-mas tunes that are on nauseating non-stop repeat over and over and over and over again?
 
Retail? My sympathies....

And no...I sing like mad...when there's no one around of course.



Of course

Can you sing along to all the Shopping mall X-mas tunes that are on nauseating non-stop repeat over and over and over and over again?

Yep. Even though I'll deny it in public.

Can you ski?
 
Retail? My sympathies....
And no...I sing like mad...when there's no one around of course.
Of course
Can you sing along to all the Shopping mall X-mas tunes that are on nauseating non-stop repeat over and over and over and over again?

Yes, but I don't think you want to hear me sing.

Yep. Even though I'll deny it in public.

Can you ski?

Not very well.

(Guys) Can you hit the ceiling when you lay on your bed and jerk off?
 
yes, oddly enough. I was 19.

Can you remember yours involving another person?

Yes. A very 'hands on' experience...

Can you honestly say that your first time with someone else was everything you thought it would be and you were totally pro because you very confidently knew exactly what you were doing? (Sheepishly looking at my feet and rolling my eyes simultaneously in embarrassment of how terrible my first time was lol....)
 
Yes. A very 'hands on' experience...

Can you honestly say that your first time with someone else was everything you thought it would be and you were totally pro because you very confidently knew exactly what you were doing? (Sheepishly looking at my feet and rolling my eyes simultaneously in embarrassment of how terrible my first time was lol....)

My first time was awful. I was 15 and so was he and it was bad haha. Bad. So. No.

Can you remember the name of your first crush?
 
My first time was awful. I was 15 and so was he and it was bad haha. Bad. So. No.

Can you remember the name of your first crush?

Oh sure. I was head over heels (not that I wore heels mind you) but trapped in the 'friend' zone.

Can you remember your first crush?
 
Oh sure. I was head over heels (not that I wore heels mind you) but trapped in the 'friend' zone.

Can you remember your first crush?

Yes, his name was John. Sigh. He never paid me any attention. And then after 4th grade he switched schools.

Can you walk in heels?
 
Yes, his name was John. Sigh. He never paid me any attention. And then after 4th grade he switched schools.

Can you walk in heels?

I've never tried. Honestly. Don't give me that look! I swear...NEVER!

Can you remember your first kiss?
 
I've never tried. Honestly. Don't give me that look! I swear...NEVER!

Can you remember your first kiss?

mhmmmmm suuure....

Yes, I was 14. He was 16. He even used his tongue and surprisingly was good at it.

Can you remember the first time you copped a feel?
 
mhmmmmm suuure....

Yes, I was 14. He was 16. He even used his tongue and surprisingly was good at it.

Can you remember the first time you copped a feel?

Yeah. She was very small so there wasn't much to hold on to. It was kind of confusing to me lol.

Can you recommend your favorite movie of all time? :D
 
Yeah. She was very small so there wasn't much to hold on to. It was kind of confusing to me lol.

Can you recommend your favorite movie of all time? :D

The Legend of Hellhouse with Roddy McDowell!! :heart: It's honestly not a very good movie but for some reason I will watch it whenever I have the chance and love it every time!

Can you remember your first movie at the theater?
 
The Legend of Hellhouse with Roddy McDowell!! :heart: It's honestly not a very good movie but for some reason I will watch it whenever I have the chance and love it every time!

Can you remember your first movie at the theater?

Not a chance lol. I'm sure I saw some as a kid that are long since deleted from my memory....

Can you remember the movie of your first movie date?
 
Not a chance lol. I'm sure I saw some as a kid that are long since deleted from my memory....

Can you remember the movie of your first movie date?

Honestly, I cannot. It was with my ex-husband and we went to sooo many.

Can you recall your first drive in experience?
 
The Legend of Hellhouse with Roddy McDowell!! :heart: It's honestly not a very good movie but for some reason I will watch it whenever I have the chance and love it every time!

Can you remember your first movie at the theater?

No, I can't...but I'm guessing it was a Disney film.

Can you remember the name of the first boy you kissed in the theater?
 
No, I can't...but I'm guessing it was a Disney film.

Can you remember the name of the first boy you kissed in the theater?

I do remember the first Girl;)

We kissed as we sat on a stone wall in a cool September night.

Can you recall the feeling of your first kiss?
 
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