Paul_Chance
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Yes I can.
Can you masturbate when you are driving on a crowded road.
No. Not even going to try.
Can you parallel park with some appearance of grace?
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Yes I can.
Can you masturbate when you are driving on a crowded road.
No. Not even going to try.
Can you parallel park with some appearance of grace?
Yup, I nail it every time, first go
Can you reverse around any corner - to test standards? (I hate that one lol)
Yup, I nail it every time, first go
Can you reverse around any corner - to test standards? (I hate that one lol)
Yup, I nail it every time, first go
Can you reverse around any corner - to test standards? (I hate that one lol)
standards???? we don't need no stinkin' standards....
maybe
Can you put a boat in a slip with a cross wind?
(No, I can't
)I can slip into a boat, without breaking any wind... ?(No, I can't
)
Can you speak, read and write another language fluently?
that made me smile!!!! 
that made me smile!!!!
Does "typo" or "autocorrect" count????![]()
No....
Can you tie a bowline?
You're just talking gobbledegook now...
I'm going to go with no, but who knows, sometimes I even surprise myself
Can you dance like Johnny (Patrick Swayze) in Dirty Dancing? *nods*
No, but I can dance like Chris Farley in this clip (which also features Patrick Swayze too).
Chippendales
Can you dance like no one is watching?
The only way to dance!
Can you think of a question for me to ask, please... I'm all out of ideas...
(ps: damn, that was hot, btw! I so want that...mmhmmm)
I'll give you my question.
Can you make a perfect pancake?
The only way to dance!
Can you think of a question for me to ask, please... I'm all out of ideas...
(ps: damn, that was hot, btw! I so want that...mmhmmm)
Sometimes. The key is good batter and a hot pan.
Can you make an omelette?
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I've got all the moves, just like Chris!
Sometimes. The key is good batter and a hot pan.
Can you make an omelette?
Sure can. With many different fillings too. Also, Spanish omelettes if you like.
Can you make your own wine that doesn't taste like vinegar?
Can you dance the waltz?
Sure can. With many different fillings too. Also, Spanish omelettes if you like.
Can you make your own wine that doesn't taste like vinegar?
Yes - wine and stronger spirits (whiskey, vodka). I suck at making beer though.
Can you dance the waltz?
It's as easy as 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3...
Can you have a sexual discussion with friends without embarrassment?
It's as easy as 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3...
Can you have a sexual discussion with friends without embarrassment?
It depends on the friends. Usually, they are the embarrassed ones, so...I refrain.
Can you dance like no one is watching?
Can you dress however the heck you want on any given day?
No, my job would frown upon me showing up in shorts, flip flops, and a t-shirt or a t-shirt and underwear.
Can you walk into Target and not buy anything?!
Can you make a good cup of coffee without a coffeemaker or Keurig?
I have used a French press with success.
Can you have an orgasm while keeping completely silent?
I can. But what fun is that??? And it's not easy.
Can you bring yourself to orgasm in a public place?
Never found myself aroused in a public place so, No.
Can you throw all caution to the wind?