can you talk smack? Everybody Invited!

[KinkyGAGuy]

Looking to just talk trash and converse with other people today! Anything fun and just plain wrong is acceptable!

Lets just talk shit! Like we would be sitting in a bar. Men and women are both invited. I urge you not to have thin skin.

Need someone to throw a jab to try and get this thing rolling!

Thanks, hope to hear from somebody!

 

[Blad357]

Why in the hell is an old man like you trying to start shit.

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Call it boredom!

Regardless of why! Who you calling old? as soon as I get my teeth in and my depends on , I will show you old!

 

[Blad357]

Damnit call the home he escaped again.

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Damnit call the home he escaped again.

Shhhh! You little bastard! Don't sound the alarm yet! I haven't taken your mom out yet!

 

[Mirageme65]

Shhhh! You little bastard! Don't sound the alarm yet! I haven't taken your mom out yet!

Share his mom and mums the word! Be a selfish SOB and I sound the alarm!

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Share his mom and mums the word! Be a selfish SOB and I sound the alarm!

I won't need her for anymore than 17 seconds, and then she will be all yours!

 

[Mirageme65]

I won't need her for anymore than 17 seconds, and then she will be all yours!

17 seconds to blow your load?? That's not very impressive!

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

17 seconds to blow your load?? That's not very impressive!

Well a guy has to work with the hand he is given! It just may be the best 17 seconds of your life!

 

[Mirageme65]

Well a guy has to work with the hand he is given! It just may be the best 17 seconds of your life!

Well his mamas mouth/face is looking much more promising
I'm sorry you've been dealt such a shitty hand.

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Well his mamas mouth/face is looking much more promising
I'm sorry you've been dealt such a shitty hand.

Ha! Yeah well life is a lot like poker!

Of course you know you gonna have to let me watch you and mamma!

 

[Mirageme65]

Ha! Yeah well life is a lot like poker!

Of course you know you gonna have to let me watch you and mamma!

Uhhh yeah a little poker!

Of course!

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Uhhh yeah a little poker!

Of course!

A little poker?!!! Damn I walked right into that one!
Really it isn't that little!

 

[Mirageme65]

A little poker?!!! Damn I walked right into that one!
Really it isn't that little!

LOL You sure did!

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

LOL You sure did!

Ha ha! Thanks for holding the door!

 

[Mirageme65]

Ha ha! Thanks for holding the door!

Damn! I meant to let it hit you in the ass!

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Damn! I meant to let it hit you in the ass!

Ohhhh! So you were looking at my ass! damn perverted woman!

 

[Mirageme65]

Ohhhh! So you were looking at my ass! damn perverted woman!

By your own admission there's not much else to look at

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

By your own admission there's not much else to look at

Well dammit! Laughing! I never admitted to being small, just quick!

 

[Mirageme65]

Well dammit! Laughing! I never admitted to being small, just quick!

Well, slow down there partner!!
I'm stifling giggles here!

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Well, slow down there partner!!
I'm stifling giggles here!

Slow down partner? Look here Miss, if we go any slower I am gonna get bored and need a nap!

 

[Mirageme65]

Slow down partner? Look here Miss, if we go any slower I am gonna get bored and need a nap!

Slow and steady gets her ready.... Hard and rough makes her.....

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Slow and steady gets her ready.... Hard and rough makes her.....

Makes her cum?

 

[Mirageme65]

Makes her cum?

Makes her a~cream~puff!

Jeez can't you make a rhyme?? Lol

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

Makes her a~cream~puff!

Jeez can't you make a rhyme?? Lol

Oh like a cream filled donut! I get it now! Duh silly me!

I was gonna say tough, that would have rhymed.

So it is you! I knew I recognized you from the internet, doing sexual nursery rhymes!