Can You Say BITCH!??!?

[bluntforcemama]

Because that's how I'm feeling. Anyone want to kickbox? Oh I really want to rip something to shreds, and I'm thinking that paper isn't enough. Here troll, troll... I'm not gonna hurt you little troll. I just want to pet you! Come on now, don't be shy little dude... such a good little troll, yes you are... now come to Myst...

























*SMACK SMACK*




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[Isolde]

*walks in and then ducks right back out!*

 

[Pyper]

What troll? Where? I wanna see!

 

[bluntforcemama]

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/k/danger1.gif

 

[Pyper]

umm...Myst? What are you doing with that sawed-off shotgun? Myst? MYST?! No, what are you AAAAGGHHHHHhhhhh.....

*thump*

 

[bluntforcemama]

Gotcha!

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[Isolde]

Hey, Myst you found a perfect alternative to cold showers!

 

[scylis]

quick!!
hit it with fire or acid!! just choppin' 'em up only makes more little trolls!!

 

[LordMagicMan]

B I T C H hay I said it... Now what?


I'm not a troll, but if you wanna kill me feel free

 

[Neale]

Thorr

Thorr walks in, armed with a large towel and a large plank of carved wood. "Ready for beach party!" Looks around at the fearful faces... sees the expression on Myst's face. For the first time in his adventuring life, decides that discretion is the better part of valor, turns tail, and runs. Quickly.

 

[Blackbich]

BITCH.

Oh, was I not supposed to say it?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Bah! I hate chemistry and vertabrate entomology and physics! All of course, they all had to gang up on me and give me a test on the same day!!!! ACK! What's wrong with my professors? I think they're trying to make me insane. And some asshole tried to hit on me WHILE I was taking the chemistry test. Jesus... can't you see that I'm busy? He says "Hey, aren't you on the web?" Yeh, I'm the fucking black widow, now shut the fuck up before I bite you and your enthalpy radius reaction-induced ass! Oh well.... better luck next life, pal.

 

[Guest]

Myst

Hugs I know you wouldn't hurt the pregnant lady ??????


Oh?? and cut back on the coffee


I was the wife now I'm the mommy

 

[Siren]

Well all I gotta say is.........

 

[MinkSoul]

sure i can say it....

.....but i'm not gonna......


I'm Very attached to my head and i like my heart right where it is, Inside my chest cavity...

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Drooling Idiot Trolls!

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I am so sorry that you are being harassed!

This Picture Brought Me Back To The Christmas My Parents Bought Me The Gnome Book That It Was In!

Wonderfully Imaginative Book I Still Enjoy It, This Time With My Own Kid.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, Myst. I have JUST the troll for you to practice your kickboxing with- I'll give him to you for free. Of course, I'm sure he is an expert kickboxers, probably has 3 instructors on the side ready to help him kick your ass.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Cheyenne

Are you talking about "the snake?"

 

[Blackbich]

Are you feeling better today, Myst?

BITCH!!

There, I said it again.

*ducking for cover, running like hell out of the room*

 

[willywanker]

A man of Hispanic origin was hitchhiking on the highway and was picked up by a man who was were quiet but was fighting sleep.

The driver nodded off and running on the shoulder ran over a cat. He jerks awake and the hitchhiker says (affected Mexican Accent) "Hey meester, I thin' you ran over a kiddy kat" The driver wipes his eyes, doesn't answers and keeps driving.

Further down the highway, the driver again nodded off, runs down the shoulder and runs over a dog. The thump again wakes him up and again the Hispanic man says "Hey meester, I thin' you ran over a dooog." Again, no answer and they keep driving.

About an hour later the driver again starts to nod, swerves off the highway and runs over a man standing beside the road. As he regains control of the car, the hitch hiker says "Hey meester, I thin' you ran over a man from Florida."
The driver finally answers him. "And what makes you think he was from Florida?" "Because" answers the hitch hiker, "just before you ran over hem, he was saying somethin' about 'Sunny Beaches'."


Leaving quickly incase she doesn't like the joke.

 

[Blackbich]

LMFAO @ willywanker!!