I give myself away when I use "chicks" and "dudes." You'd think I was a surfer at some point in a past life.
Personally, I find the whole BDSM Lifestyle a bit tame. I like to find chubby chicks, coat them in egg and flour and dip 'em in the 20,000 gallon deep fat fryer in the basement. Not that the oil is all that hot, it's quite tepid actually, but when I break out the dipping sauce it's on.....
