Can someone give me tips on how to seduce my great aunt Patty into tying me down...
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Stormystarr
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This is kind of on the disturbing side.
Nobody Special's wife
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It could be posted on Ripley's believe it or not
Adoratrice
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I was quite disturbed when I found out that you were going to be a virgin forever.
It has been written in black and white...
and he IS a man so it MUST be right...
that when the dick goes a swellin'...
and meets up with a warm wet dwellin'...
THAT is when the cherry pops...
and the life you've led a virgin...stops..
so now as you can plainly see...
that is why our Never , a virgin, must always ...be.
It has been written in black and white...
and he IS a man so it MUST be right...
that when the dick goes a swellin'...
and meets up with a warm wet dwellin'...
THAT is when the cherry pops...
and the life you've led a virgin...stops..
so now as you can plainly see...
that is why our Never , a virgin, must always ...be.
scylis
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hmmm... i don't find that all that disturbing..
if you shoved a hampster up your ass while doing all that, THEN it'd be disturbing...
be nice to hampsters, people... otherwise Boo, my miniature giant space hampster, and i shall have to give you all a good swift kick in the rear... for JUSTICE!!!
if you shoved a hampster up your ass while doing all that, THEN it'd be disturbing...
be nice to hampsters, people... otherwise Boo, my miniature giant space hampster, and i shall have to give you all a good swift kick in the rear... for JUSTICE!!!
FlamingoBlue
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It is disturbing to me that you are...
only going to blow the dog. What about his greater needs? I mean, every dog likes a good fuck after a blow job, don't they?
And I thought you were a caring person. You just never know, do you?
BTW, can I get a copy of the videotape for my grandpuppy, Barney. He's a Golden and he loves to beat off watching doggy porn movies. (Actually, I was thinking of buying him a leg off a manikin so he can hump away whenever he wants).
blue
only going to blow the dog. What about his greater needs? I mean, every dog likes a good fuck after a blow job, don't they?
And I thought you were a caring person. You just never know, do you?
BTW, can I get a copy of the videotape for my grandpuppy, Barney. He's a Golden and he loves to beat off watching doggy porn movies. (Actually, I was thinking of buying him a leg off a manikin so he can hump away whenever he wants).
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Madame Pandora
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Flamingo
You are one dirty bird! ROFL
MP
You are one dirty bird! ROFL
MP
Okay...I thought this was a pretty damn disturbing thought until I read what my FATHER had to say about MY DOG, Barney!
That is completely untrue. He does not beat off to doggie porn.
He beats off to kitty porn.
...Jesus, dad...get it right!
Madison
That is completely untrue. He does not beat off to doggie porn.
He beats off to kitty porn.
...Jesus, dad...get it right!
Madison
FlamingoBlue
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Mad,my sweetie, Barney was playing....
with the VCR when he was last at my house and that was no kitty cat that he was watching while he was licking his privates. How he found the porno is beyond me.
blue
with the VCR when he was last at my house and that was no kitty cat that he was watching while he was licking his privates. How he found the porno is beyond me.
blue
Purple Haze
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Can I be the dog?
Madame Pandora
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Makes you feel back for fire hydrants....
You know...quit bitching about the dog. My mutt can't even fetch. Let him watch cats...let him watch dogs...what does it hurt...
Now...if he starts looking at you with a twinkle in his eye...
MP
You know...quit bitching about the dog. My mutt can't even fetch. Let him watch cats...let him watch dogs...what does it hurt...
Now...if he starts looking at you with a twinkle in his eye...
MP
On behalf of my dog, Barney, I'd just like to say that I know he'd be pleased if you would ALL haul your left legs over here so he can humble you...it only hurts for a minute...especially if you've got the bare thigh thing happening...
Madison (and Barney)
Madison (and Barney)
