Can Pamela Anderson Get Any Stupider?

[The Nitelight]

........ And I quote............




``Within a couple of years, I am just going to bow out,'' Anderson said. ``I have a stripper pole in my bedroom. I was thinking that I would just take pole dancing lessons and go on the road with Kid Rock.''



On the plus side, she's only threatening us with two more years of VIP...............

 

[Purple Haze]

Am I the only guy on earth that doesn't think Pamela Anderson is hot?

Hardbodies with an IQ of 70 are a dime a dozen, add some unnecessary boob jobs, lip enhancements, and Boy George make-up and you have a walking talking Barbie Doll that's had Tommy Lee's filthy dick inside of her. I am soooo turned on.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

hee hee ... i have seen her in VIP ... is that weird or what?

she reminds me of Minnie Mouse trying to run in stilletos ... her voice??? geeeez .... squeek squeek ... lol ..

and the wigs ...they are ridiculous ... and her outfits ... and everyone else in the scene just pretends it's normal and doesn't notice her boobs are sticking way out to montreal ... lmao ..

but having said that ...

Purple can we do her together like we did Britney .... pleeeeeeeease baby ....

 

[Purple Haze]

Isabella, I'd love to do someone with you again, how about Sheryl Crow?

Yum, yum. I'd love to make her sing.

 

[Jimi]

How sick are we...

Am I the only guy on earth that doesn't think Pamela Anderson is hot?

Hardbodies with an IQ of 70 are a dime a dozen, add some unnecessary boob jobs, lip enhancements, and Boy George make-up and you have a walking talking Barbie Doll that's had Tommy Lee's filthy dick inside of her. I am soooo turned on.

I concur.

Pamela Plastic borders upon the spew-inducing...

I'm glad that she doesn't announce that she's Canadian... like Bill Shatner, she's one that we DON'T need here, IMHO

I like my wimmen natchrul, HYUH...

Jimi

There must me some way outta here...

 

[Moridin187]

Am I the only guy on earth that doesn't think Pamela Anderson is hot?
Nope, you're not the only one

Hardbodies with an IQ of 70 are a dime a dozen, add some unnecessary boob jobs, lip enhancements, and Boy George make-up and you have a walking talking Barbie Doll that's had Tommy Lee's filthy dick inside of her. I am soooo turned on.

My thoughts exactly.... I remember trying to watch Star Trek on TNN a few weeks ago and EVERY commercial break they'd have a commercial for the Baywatch marathon she was gonna host.. Yeeeuuuchhh... Going from Deanna Troi to Pam Anderson is an instant boner-slayer

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

While I Agree That She Is Way Ditzy

As Far As Unnatural Beauty Goes, She Is HOT!

I DO Watch VIP, But It's Fer The Horrible Acting Of Those Other Babes! LOL...The Short Haired ChickeePoo Is Ultra Fine

I Got Over My Tommy Lee Thing Years Ago. You Woulda Thought She Would Too!

About Canadian Actors NOT Announcing That The Are Canadian, Well I Sure Do Wish More Of Them Would!

Pam Has The Money And The Camera's Attention, And Has For Quite Awhile Now, So She MUST Be Doing Something That You Flipping Americans Like.

If Ya Wanna Talk Dumb-Ass, Then You Should Listen To Miss Shania Twain Speak Sometime! Now There Is A True Intellect. She Could Stay Silent About Being Canadian.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Man I feel like a woman ...

oh i just want to make another comment about Pammy if i may please ...

i am sure some of you have seen the Tommy-Pamela sex tape, eh? ... well there was this scene ... not about sex lol .. where they were camping ... and Pam was not wearing any make-up ... and wow .... i was blown away at how genuinely beautiful she really is ... a natural beauty ... she doesn't even need the make-up ...

and the make-up that she wears in VIP is ridiculous ... it's like she has become a parody of herself now ... and she knows it ... that's what she is doing ... and she is laughing all the way to the bank ...

Rude - i think Shania is beautiful ... wow that is a hot woman ... yup a lot of hottie female singers cum from ontari-ari-ari-ooooo ... and also i like that girl with the short hair on VIP ... she is much more real ... and she reminds me of a friend of mine in r/l ... a very special friend ...

and i am way too stupid to live Nitelight .. i didn't really notice the "poll" before ... most excellent cheri ...

psssst .... i was thinking Purple dear ... i really love Sheryl Crow's music ... and i really like her a lot as a person ... but sex appeal? ehhhh .. not for moi svp ... i was thinking of someone more volumptuous ... what about Tia Carrere? kind of in keeping with the action hero type like Pammy <lol> ... would you like to have a 3some with Tia and me? ... cause i could do Tia ... and you know what? ... i could do you too ....
______________________
well ok I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl
you take home.

 

[estevie]

I saw her on "The View" this morning, with KidRock in tow. The only comment I have is..'put on some damn clothes, trollop, its fucking winter!'

 

[Beebeeblue]

What do you mean can she get anymore dumb?


She has to be smart in the first place.

 

[patient1]

Never cared for Pam. Sure, she's become a bad self-parody, but hasn't Bob Dylan done the same thing?

Sadly, Bay watch was the most widly syndicated show in the world. I always thought that it said more about the people of the planet than America, becase it was never a top -rated show here.

Even so, it's an embarrassment second only to an education advocate president who can't read "nuclear" or "authors of mass-murder" from a teleprompter.

 

[notenufsx4me]

BULLSHIT!

you all would fuck her in a heartbeat and you know it!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Man I feel like a woman ...

and the make-up that she wears in VIP is ridiculous ... it's like she has become a parody of herself now ... and she knows it ... that's what she is doing ... and she is laughing all the way to the bank ...

I only opened the thread because I happened to hear an interview with Pamela this morning on our local radio station.

If VIP is her current show (I've never seen it) then yes, she said it is meant to be something that is just silly and fun. I think she said something about a lot of costume changes and makeup/hairdo changes, too.

The interviewer asked questions like a tabloid would- it was fairly funny. He even asked about her boobs. He said that she had a boob job, took them out, and now put them back. Why? She got a bit upset at that one and raised her voice. Said she couldn't understand why all the reporters asked her questions about her boobs, said that men are just "bananas" and shoudl be able to come up with something more interesting to talk about than her boobs.

 

[patient1]

Re: BULLSHIT!

you all would fuck her in a heartbeat and you know it!

I don't want her.
You can have her.
She's too phat for me!

 

[Jimi]

Re: Re: BULLSHIT!

I don't want her.
You can have her.
She's too phat for me!

I wouldn't fuck her with tommy lee's cock..

Much less my own - I would hope that i have been taught to have better taste in women - MissT, Izzy, Elizabeth or any red-blooded REAL woman...

Peace be with Y'all

Jimi

 

[Kasha]

let's face it... the girl has issues..

She is stump dumb. I think her make-up artist is very talented and I dig her shoes. But other than that I think she leaves a lot to be desired. What is so sad to me is that there are thousands of girls trying to emulate her. Well her and Brittney Spears and the like. It is just...well disgusting.

I hate that my little nieces watch tv and see these types of women and they are "role models." I tell my sister in law she needs to be careful about what she is letting her little girls see....grrrrrrrrrr... it just makes me nuts.

I couldn't believe when Pam was on Conan she said she doesn't like to look at herself. She said that in her mind she is much thinner and hotter. I am thinking, holy shit woman, you look like a fucking walking stick, how much thinner are you thinking you should be.

Anyhow, I just felt the need to vent on this issue...

kasha

 

[photographer]

Is Pamela Anderson REALLY dumb?

I don't care for the woman myself - she's totally artificial, not exceptionally bright and has the acting ability of the average kitchen door.

But she must be doing something right!

Several TV shows, a couple of movies and discussion threads on Literotica!

If she was ignored, do you think she'd go away?

There's some damned good marketing going on somewhere. She's too dumb to do it herself, so I guess it's her agent who should be hung, drawn and quartered to relieve us of her presence in the media!

 

[Siren]

PA gets her boobs enhanced everytime she has a dumb ass rocker for a lover

 

[Isabella Thorne]

More Thoughts on Pammy and her Entourage

wow Cheyenne ... thanx for the scoop on her boobs ... i loved your story of the interview ... it's actually b/f who watches that show ... he is in love with Pammy ... lol ...

and i must say that once he started talking about it ... i loved imagining a 3some with her ... so you see Jimi this red-blooded REAL woman would like to play patti-cake with Pammy ...

anyways we could never figure out why her boobs looked so big after she announced publicly that she had the implants removed ... so you see in reality she just causes more attention to her boobies with her constant blonde indecisiveness about them ... lmao ...

and i used to think Tommy Lee was really hot ... i have always loved the bad boys of rock .... but when that thing came up about that little boy - the friend of his 4 year old son's - who drowned in his swimming pool - i heard on ET that he didn't even try to contact the dead boy's parents to pass along his condolences ...

i thought that extremely cowardly and it's almost like i can see Tommy partying away with his friends ... laughing and being totally out of it while he and the "motley crew" left little children unsupervised near open water ... at what was supposed to be his son's birthday birthday party ...

since then i have lost any interest in him ...

but really eh? what kind of parents in reality could Pam and Kid Rock make too?

jeez ... well at least the kids will be left a lot of money ... one hopes ...

 

[Rick DeVille]

She has never got me hot, to stupid for me

 

[Siren]

Pamela is the fantasy of pubescent boys with severe acne

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Pamela is the fantasy of pubescent boys with severe acne

older boys disquised as men.

That's all of us isnt it?

 

[GuyJD]

I've seen her and her new boy toy, Kid Rock, on the Howard Stern Show on several occassions. And now she wants to retire? Ummmmm, enlighten me here, if you will. Other than V.I.P, what great projects have she been into lately? She's never made any movies since "Barbwire". And when last I checked, she's not exactly hot box office material. So what is she retiring from?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

pssst Guy ... my point exactly ...

that's why she is laughing all the way to the bank ...

 

[FieryKitty]

I saw her on "The View" this morning

I saw that too, but I was at the gym and I couldn't hear what they were saying. I did notice that Joy - is that her name, the funny one? - was trying really,really hard not to stare at her chest.

Every time I see Pamela I focus entirely on her lip liner. It's all I can see.