can i play here too?

hello E/everyone :)

new to Lit and the posting messages online... just wanted to stick my little head in and say howdy...VIRGIN?!... how the smurf did that get there?
i certainly didn't put that there
 
honeylick said:
it was a bit rhetorical.

So which bit was the rhetorical bit? The "playing" (after all, we never play in here. Never never never. Well...) or the "can I play" (perhaps you're incapable of playing? A pathological serious person?) or the "can I play here" (you play, but you have a deep-seated fear of submissives, and run screaming every time you run into one)?

:devil:
 
FungiUg said:
So which bit was the rhetorical bit? The "playing" (after all, we never play in here. Never never never. Well...) or the "can I play" (perhaps you're incapable of playing? A pathological serious person?) or the "can I play here" (you play, but you have a deep-seated fear of submissives, and run screaming every time you run into one)?

:devil:

you are thinking too hard.

rhetorical as in, who i was asking.

and i don't fear submissives... i tend to lean towards being one in the throes of lovemaking.

and i will damn well play if i want to.
-smirk-
 
honeylick said:
you are thinking too hard.

and i don't fear submissives... i tend to lean towards being one in the throes of lovemaking.

Something can be "too hard"? :p

And...TEASE! ;)
 
honeylick said:
and i will damn well play if i want to.
-smirk-
Well now, if you are all naked and tied, you won't be doing much playing...I will. :D
Care for a shock or two?
 
DVS said:
Well now, if you are all naked and tied, you won't be doing much playing...I will. :D
Care for a shock or two?

Or three?
 
Re: hello E/everyone :)

darkeyedcharmer said:
new to Lit and the posting messages online... just wanted to stick my little head in and say howdy...VIRGIN?!... how the smurf did that get there?
i certainly didn't put that there
No need for the F/fancy T/typing, we aren't pretentious, here. Just common folk.

The virgin thing? We all have to go through that again. Personally, I was rather embarr assed, when I saw mine. I was far from virgin. But, fear not, you will lose that after 30 posts. You can have a pretty picture to the left after 100.

Oh, if nobody else has taken the time to say it...welcome to the kink zoo.
 
DVS said:
Well now, if you are all naked and tied, you won't be doing much playing...I will. :D
Care for a shock or two?

electrosex is fascinating and frightening all rolled into one.

i've never done it, but all i can think of is the sensation of a 9volt battery on my tongue.
 
honeylick said:
electrosex is fascinating and frightening all rolled into one.

i've never done it, but all i can think of is the sensation of a 9volt battery on my tongue.
Your tongue wasn't what I had in mind, actually.
 
James G 5 said:
She actually has built-in conductors :D

Oooh, waving their little batons? Kinky! Do they come with orchestras, or is those optional extras?
 
I am thinking that some of these people are the most fun there are around here!
 
FungiUg said:
Oooh, waving their little batons? Kinky! Do they come with orchestras, or is those optional extras?

String Quartet for an extra 15, Quintet for an extra 20.

The whole shebang, I'm sure, is out of your buying capabilities.
 
Xelebes said:
String Quartet for an extra 15, Quintet for an extra 20.

The whole shebang, I'm sure, is out of your buying capabilities.
The whole shebang? Might that be the hole she...bang? Sorry, I just see these things, and can't resist. And, speaking of someone who can't resist...give me a naked and bound submissive female, and I'll show you no resistance.


If you know what I mean. :D
 
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