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Can I cum today?

Will I be allowed to cum today?

  • Cheese

    Votes: 25 61.0%

  • Gum

    Votes: 16 39.0%
  • Total voters
    41
Loverskitten said:
Please?
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Sure you can. After you've shampooed my carpets; washed all the windows inside and out until they're sparkling; washed, dried and put away all the dishes and the dirty clothes; washed, waxed and detailed my car, including vacuuming and a generous application of Glade Expressions Fuji Apple and Cardamom spice air freshener; given the dog and all four cats baths (separately - they are just *uncontrollable* if you try to do them together!); changed the linens on the beds; and fixed me 31 gourmet dinners that can be frozen and re-heated over the next month.



But you can only cum once today. Tomorrow... well, we'll see.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Sure you can. After you've shampooed my carpets; washed all the windows inside and out until they're sparkling; washed, dried and put away all the dishes and the dirty clothes; washed, waxed and detailed my car, including vacuuming and a generous application of Glade Expressions Fuji Apple and Cardamom spice air freshener; given the dog and all four cats baths (separately - they are just *uncontrollable* if you try to do them together!); changed the linens on the beds; and fixed me 31 gourmet dinners that can be frozen and re-heated over the next month.



But you can only cum once today. Tomorrow... well, we'll see.
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Ummmmm this was NOT an option in the poll. You're fired!
 
Loverskitten said:
As cheese seems to have somehow fallen behind.... I give you this
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff512/Loverskitten/ed6fc859.jpg

Sharp cheddar, BBQ pulled pork, Mac-n-cheese, and carmelized onions!
Yummmm I'd do anything for one right now! Maybe Cheese IS my Master



Beat that, gum
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That picture and description are both very appetizing. But wasn't the pole for cheese or gum? You seem to need something to assist your cheese to taste good. Gum does it all on its own, without any help.

Now, to one up you in this little battle, gum has its original flavor and when that has gone, all you need to do is pop some hard candy into your mouth. Then, the gum's flavor is new again. There are a multitude of hard candy flavors to pick from. No, it's not caramelized onions or BBQ pork, but you can carry it all in your pocket without a problem. Have you tried carrying BBQ pork, caramelized onions, Mac-n-cheese or the toasted bread in your pocket as a ready to eat product? Gum is a simple and tasty treat for those times when you need it.

And NO, I did not say cum. :mad:
 
Have you tried carrying BBQ pork, caramelized onions, Mac-n-cheese or the toasted bread in your pocket as a ready to eat product?
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Not at once. I do know to stay away from any MRE (Meal, Ready to Eat) containing BBQ sauce. Cue the barfing emoticon.
 
Now that I have read the other thread and I understand what is going on here, I vote cheese.


I am from Wisconsin so I really had no choice but to vote cheese.

It's a state law.
 
Ohhh we're going there. Well, that pic just makes me think that little, dark, curly hairs get stuck in gum :p
 
Lordy, I've managed to get NOTHING done today. Between checking this important poll and "The Fugitive" being on TV (and I swear, with commercials that fucker is 5 hours long) I've completely procrastinated the day away. I just wasted an hour looking at sexy girls with cheese, WTF? I have shit to do!
Cheese is not a very good task Master! But Cheese does love me so... I BLAME GUM
 
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Loverskitten said:
Lordy, I've managed to get NOTHING done today. Between checking this important poll and "The Fugitive" being on TV (and I swear, with commercials that fucker is 5 hours long) I've completely procrastinated the day away. I just wasted an hour looking at sexy girls with cheese, WTF? I have shit to do!
Cheese is not a very good task Master! But Cheese does love me so... I BLAME GUM
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Yes, but does cheese allow you to cum?
 
mediocre said:
Now that I have read the other thread and I understand what is going on here, I vote cheese.


I am from Wisconsin so I really had no choice but to vote cheese.

It's a state law.
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Yeah, this.

And I'm very relieved to realize this is a satire thread, I was wondering about the intelligence and manners of the regulars.:eek:
 
graceanne said:
Yeah, this.

And I'm very relieved to realize this is a satire thread, I was wondering about the intelligence and manners of the regulars.:eek:
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yadda, yadda, yadda...that's all well and good, but how do you vote?
 
graceanne said:
Cheese. :devil: Cause crackers are just a way to get the cheeae to your mouth.
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Crackers are a good cheese delivery system but really, it's all about the cheese.

Everything is always about the cheese.

Descartes originally said, I cheese therefore I am. But he changed it to appease the naysayers who said that made no sense.
 
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