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Well, years ago I was in a very bad situation. A tonne of lies were boiling to the surface, and I was living in Vegas and was basically completly on My own... and I saw the black abyss of depression presenitng itself to Me....

I had been though depression before, and did not want to go back there, so I adopted the totem of the Phoenix as a symbol lf My rebirth from My own ashes... and I clutched it with all that I am... and never looked back...
 
MasterPhoenix said:
That I am absolutely wonderful in every way, make awesome coffee, am an awesome dancer, and just an awesome person.

She will say I have a bit of a sadistic streak.
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ROFL..omg i'm dying here!! ok here is the coffee story..i've been dying to tell it and He's brought it up so here goes. ok, on Saturday we had to get up early to go get my son to take Him to a spaghetti dinner for His wrestling team, so Master wakes me up, and He says He has made coffee for me (which is VERY sweet of Him and i thank Him for the thought) so i get up, get dressed, go pour me a cup of coffee, take a drink, and OMG!!! spit it out into the sink and proceed to stick my tongue out trying to get the taste out of my mouth, while looking around trying to find something else to drink. He is laughing and asking me what's wrong, so i finally can talk again and i'm like how many frigging scoops of coffee did you use?????? He says two heaping scoops (ok this is a 4 cup coffee maker, one small scoop is all you need) so i dump the coffee out of the cup and omg it was so thick!! i have never in my life tasted coffee like that. i opened up the thingy where you fill the water and put the coffee in, it's this little bitty filter because it's such a small coffee pot, and the water reservoir is full of coffee grounds and the filter is overflowing with coffee grounds..LOL so that is the story of Him making coffee, though it is the thought that counts really and i am thankful that he thought of me like that *smiles*

the dancing...umm..yea, i dont' even know what to say about that.....so i'll just not say anything He has NO rhythm

He is an awesome person, He is wonderful, though not perfect :eek: which i happen to be very happy about. and He is way more than a BIT of a Sadist!
 
lil_slave_rose said:
ROFL..omg i'm dying here!! ok here is the coffee story..i've been dying to tell it and He's brought it up so here goes. ok, on Saturday we had to get up early to go get my son to take Him to a spaghetti dinner for His wrestling team, so Master wakes me up, and He says He has made coffee for me (which is VERY sweet of Him and i thank Him for the thought) so i get up, get dressed, go pour me a cup of coffee, take a drink, and OMG!!! spit it out into the sink and proceed to stick my tongue out trying to get the taste out of my mouth, while looking around trying to find something else to drink. He is laughing and asking me what's wrong, so i finally can talk again and i'm like how many frigging scoops of coffee did you use?????? He says two heaping scoops (ok this is a 4 cup coffee maker, one small scoop is all you need) so i dump the coffee out of the cup and omg it was so thick!! i have never in my life tasted coffee like that. i opened up the thingy where you fill the water and put the coffee in, it's this little bitty filter because it's such a small coffee pot, and the water reservoir is full of coffee grounds and the filter is overflowing with coffee grounds..LOL so that is the story of Him making coffee, though it is the thought that counts really and i am thankful that he thought of me like that *smiles*

the dancing...umm..yea, i dont' even know what to say about that.....so i'll just not say anything He has NO rhythm

He is an awesome person, He is wonderful, though not perfect :eek: which i happen to be very happy about. and He is way more than a BIT of a Sadist!
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I always make coffee strong when I make coffee...

It comes from My days of working as a telemarketer.
 
MasterPhoenix said:
maybe you should tell Me....

Methinks you tipped gracie off...
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nodda, i dinna do anything Daddy, i'm innocent. *sighs* it's not easy being a princess *skips onto the next post*
 
MasterPhoenix said:
I always make coffee strong when I make coffee...

It comes from My days of working as a telemarketer.
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umm...i worked as a telemarketer too ..and that coffee...ick!! :eek: that was more than strong
 
lil_slave_rose said:
nodda, i dinna do anything Daddy, i'm innocent. *sighs* it's not easy being a princess *skips onto the next post*
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Now I know you are up to something....

;)
 
ohhhhh almost caught up ..yep yep...maybe i'll make a 1000 tonight too...*grins*
 
lil_slave_rose said:
umm...i worked as a telemarketer too ..and that coffee...ick!! :eek: that was more than strong
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If I didnt lready have a coke, I would have darnk someof that coffee...

If you want strong, go for some turkish expresso sometime.
 
MasterPhoenix said:
If I didnt lready have a coke, I would have darnk someof that coffee...

If you want strong, go for some turkish expresso sometime.
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how do You know You would have drank it??? You didn't even try it. it made me turn green..it was nasssy!!!
 
where did everyone else g o?? did we scare them away?? can't make 1000 posts without someone to talk to ya know
 
lil_slave_rose said:
where did everyone else g o?? did we scare them away?? can't make 1000 posts without someone to talk to ya know
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Cutsnake doesnt seem to know I answered his question.
 
cutsnakes said:
Many thanks, MP!

I have to say, the reception thus far is pleasant. And I'll dig for that new faces thread. I don't have any desire to leap straight away to guru, or to hijack serious threads, but the best way I've found for me to insure my social radar (and lack there of) doesn't get me into to trouble is to dive into something non-serious with total strangers!

Thanks for choosing tonight for your push towards 1000!

-D-
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Well, if you're looking for fluff then you'll want to stick around me or betticus. We spend most of our time in the fluff threads. :p
 
graceanne said:
Well, if you're looking for fluff then you'll want to stick around me or betticus. We spend most of our time in the fluff threads. :p
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To find gracie just follow the trail of choclote covered cherries.
 
sheeesh we must be posting at the same time because You are forever one ahead of me *sighs*
 
MasterPhoenix said:
To find gracie just follow the trail of choclote covered cherries.
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or cookies, you'd probably have better luck lookin for the cookie crumbs ;)
 
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