Can cheese be made from human breastmilk?

Even if it was going to be a grilled cheese sammich? I don't think so.
 
if i'd thought of it i'd have made it. my tits were like basketballs, and I produced buckets of milk, far more milk than my kids could consume, drenching my clothing several times a day.
 
if i'd thought of it i'd have made it. my tits were like basketballs, and I produced buckets of milk, far more milk than my kids could consume, drenching my clothing several times a day.

Lactation fetishists are furiously PMing you as we speak.
 
Breast milk cheese was made and marketed in the UK, but Food Hygeine Regulations stopped it.
 
if i'd thought of it i'd have made it. my tits were like basketballs, and I produced buckets of milk, far more milk than my kids could consume, drenching my clothing several times a day.

omfg... *fap fap fap*
 
Lactation can be induced, and it can also can come about unintentionally.

There is galactorrhea:
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/galactorrhea/basics/definition/con-20025628

Galactorrhea is a milky nipple discharge unrelated to the normal milk production of breast-feeding.
Excessive breast stimulation, medication side effects or disorders of the pituitary gland all may contribute to galactorrhea.

I have it.
The biggest concern was whether it was a sign of something serious... But everything checked out. It seems that is is from breast stimulation:cool: I've had doctors suggest limiting breast stimulation, but that's just not something I want to do :D
 
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Breast Milk Ice Cream anyone?

When a well-stocked ice cream parlour says they sell every flavour, there are usually limits.

But one restaurant in London is selling breast milk ice cream which is being served to customers in a cocktail glass.

Icecreamists, based in Covent Garden, have named the £14 dish Baby Gaga.

Victoria Hiley, 35, from Leeds provided the first 30 fluid ounces of milk which was enough to make the first 50 servings.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ant-Icecreamists-Baby-Gaga.html#ixzz3LuzdaZty



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...London-restaurant-Icecreamists-Baby-Gaga.html
 
Hell, forget the cheese, I'd drink the milk straight out of Heathyr Hoffman's two udders.

Her tiny tits would puff up if she was pregnant.

I udderly missed the obvious heathry connection!
 
I udderly missed the obvious heathry connection!

It's what it always comes back to, innit? ;)

What are the health concerns with human milk? :confused: Is it just because it hasn't been through the same process as other cheese and milk, like from goats and cows? I mean, obviously, nobody wants their milk from a crack-addicted, STD infested momma but otherwise... what's the health risk?
 
It's what it always comes back to, innit? ;)

What are the health concerns with human milk? :confused: Is it just because it hasn't been through the same process as other cheese and milk, like from goats and cows? I mean, obviously, nobody wants their milk from a crack-addicted, STD infested momma but otherwise... what's the health risk?

Yet there remains that, "Yeaaach, not so sure about this..." feeling. Like how hair on a loved one, not a problem, soap it up, wash it nice and clean, have it fall out and get trapped in the shower-strainer? ~shudder~

Squicks are rarely logical.
 
According to Heathyr Hoffman's modelmayhem page, she has A cup breasts, the smallest possible size.

But if her tits filled up with milk, just imagine how big they'd get!
 
if i'd thought of it i'd have made it. my tits were like basketballs, and I produced buckets of milk, far more milk than my kids could consume, drenching my clothing several times a day.


Me too! My kid is 3, weaned her at 2, but I still pump once a day to keep my boobs. The last time I stopped lactating my boobs turned into floppy fried eggs, so I'm prolonging it as long as possible. Some suggest I sell the milk!
 
Me too! My kid is 3, weaned her at 2, but I still pump once a day to keep my boobs. The last time I stopped lactating my boobs turned into floppy fried eggs, so I'm prolonging it as long as possible. Some suggest I sell the milk!

Could probably do some adult fetishist activity. I met a waitress once that in her younger days had been a cigarette model. I had no idea it was a thing. Wasn't even nudity. Just suggestive whilst smoking.

I would not be surprised it there was a market for quarts of breast milk, or..well, breast cheese.

Obviously you could also wet nurse as well, either in a charitable capacity for a mother who cannot, or for pay, I would guess.
 
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