Can anyone tell how I'm feeling?

Like a way better looking - and slightly askew - version of Kevin Smith?
 
Just depends on what I shave huh?

Ever seen a shorn scrotum?

Its breath taking.
 
Near death - with a skewer up your arse and right through your heart.
 
Ravenloft said:
Just depends on what I shave huh?

Ever seen a shorn scrotum?

Its breath taking.

yes but it's a lovely feeling when a velvety tongue licks over it, lips envelope it and you feel that excellent vibrating hum of her moans and purrrrrrs, yes?
 
freescorfr said:
Near death - with a skewer up your arse and right through your heart.

Woof, thats probably the harshest interp yet, but... Closest...

Leave it to the french... Hahahah!
 
perky_baby said:


yes but it's a lovely feeling when a velvety tongue licks over it, lips envelope it and you feel that excellent vibrating hum of her moans and purrrrrrs, yes?

*Blushing* Not sure, never felt that...
 
Ravenloft said:


I better start shaving then, huh?!

lol, not necessarily, licking and sucking and humming feel good either way;)
 
Is... Is that true?!

I don't know... Getting hair stuck in your teeth is a little annoying ya know...
 
Ravenloft said:
Is... Is that true?!

I don't know... Getting hair stuck in your teeth is a little annoying ya know...

lol...
sure it is... but I like soft furry against the sensitive skin of my face and lips sometimes instead of stubblies.

although, I've never heard a man complain because I was shaved.
 
perky_baby said:


lol...
sure it is... but I like soft furry against the sensitive skin of my face and lips sometimes instead of stubblies.

although, I've never heard a man complain because I was shaved.

Um... Im still lost on this whole DUCK thing actually...

Wait, did you say YOU shave?!
 
lol.....I'm completely bare.

as for the duck thing...

you will never understand the duck<snicker>
 
Water rolls off a ducks back... I know that...

Ducks endorce suplimental insurance... Aflac!

Ducks especially like soggy crackers, and pop corn... I learned that when I was nine...

What more is there to understand?!
 
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