Can anyone else suck their own cock?

[self_sucker37]

Just curious if anyone else has found this ability and what the women think about it too?

 

[Zmey]

I tried but I end up scratching my ears...

 

[Nobby Stiles]

Used to be able when I was a teenager, but ain't as supple these days and can't bend far down enough.

 

[k¡tty]

It wouldn't turn me on to see a man sucking his cock. lol

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

I probably could but if I can't lick my own ass, why bother?

 

[grimreefer]

LMAO CBM - I gotta stop reading these and drinking 7-UP

 

[Nora]

Holyshit, took me a minute to realize this wasn't another stupid, annoying thread by that autoguy dumbass. ss_37, you really should look for Autoguy. You and he can bore one another to tears together.

 

[Zmey]

I never bored anyone to tears yet ... I need to try that

 

[Zmey]

so how was the get together Nora?

Edit: Oh wait it's today right? ....I mean tomorrow ...damn What do I mean?

 

[k¡tty]

Holyshit, took me a minute to realize this wasn't another stupid, annoying thread by that autoguy dumbass. ss_37, you really should look for Autoguy. You and he can bore one another to tears together.

Pssst!



Lipstick dude was back today.

 

[Prime]

i can get the head into my mouth if i'm on my back, but its a little uncomfortable, so i can't get as turned on, therefore, not as hard, as normal. maybe if i had a vibrator or something, that would increase my pleasure, as well as trying more, getting more flexible, maybe i'll be able to get more in.

but i can still shoot on my face, so its all good.

 

[Nora]

It's tomorrow afternoon, Zmey. =) I'll let you know probably tomorrow night how it went, although Red_rose and I are cooking tomorrow night.

Kitty, was he really? What words of wisdom did we get today??

 

[HeavyStick]

Why in the hell would a guy want to throat coat himself?

Jesus tap dancing christ.


*hypothetical situation* sigh.... another lonely night, no chicks around, I don't wanna be gay.

I know *DING DING!!!!*, I'll try to suck my own dick. Yeah that's the ticket I'm gonna blow a big load of ManJam in my mouth. OHHHH big daddy, I'm my own bitch... I'm my own daddy!!! That's it take that load you fucking cheap trick!!!!!

 

[k¡tty]

Kitty, was he really? What words of wisdom did we get today??

He wanted to know if our man wanted to put on makeup, would we do it for him.



I sensed a theme.

 

[HeavyStick]

HI Nora.

 

[Zmey]

It's tomorrow afternoon, Zmey. =) I'll let you know probably tomorrow night how it went, although Red_rose and I are cooking tomorrow night.

Kitty, was he really? What words of wisdom did we get today??

Yeah ... ummm right ... me dumb dumb after many beers

 

[Nora]

He wanted to know if our man wanted to put on makeup, would we do it for him.



I sensed a theme.

At least he didn't get to the whole "forced" aspect this time.

Ok, I've known plenty of guys who wear/wore makeup (I am a child of the 80's afterall!), but the getting a sexual charge out of it is just odd to me.

Kitty, I am sitting in my 100% clean house (ok, I haven't made roseyposey's bed yet, but still!) with my hemmed jeans waiting for me...I should be sleeping...maybe after this self-congratulatory smoke.

 

[Nora]

Yeah ... ummm right ... me dumb dumb after many beers

Nah, don't be silly! You're not required to know. I am! lol I just hope Ithaqua remembers to pick me up tomorrow. And I hope I don't wake up to the dulcet tones of him ringing my doorbell..

 

[Eumenides]

The most interesting thing in this thread seems to be Nora's jeans.

 

[Nora]

The most interesting thing in this thread seems to be Nora's jeans.

They're SO cute!

 

[Zmey]

At least he didn't get to the whole "forced" aspect this time.

Ok, I've known plenty of guys who wear/wore makeup (I am a child of the 80's afterall!), but the getting a sexual charge out of it is just odd to me.

Kitty, I am sitting in my 100% clean house (ok, I haven't made roseyposey's bed yet, but still!) with my hemmed jeans waiting for me...I should be sleeping...maybe after this self-congratulatory smoke.

I remeber being abused by to girls older then me when I was 12 I think... they put make up and skirt on me ...

 

[Eumenides]

They're SO cute!

Are they hemmed yet???

 

[Nora]

I remeber being abused by to girls older then me when I was 12 I think... they put make up and skirt on me ...

Yeah, but is it now an obsession for you?

 

[Nora]

Are they hemmed yet???

Yes, Ma'am!!

 

[Zmey]

Yeah, but is it now an obsession for you?

No I was pretty pissed when they did that to me. Now I just remember it and laugh ...