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Can anyone cheer me up?

InnocentAngel81

InnocentAngel81

~~*Big Booty Girl*~~
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Can anyone cheer me up? I've been feeling so blah lately, more than usually, I'm broke, frustrated, and angry I wish I knew why,but right now it feels like nothing will change it. Months ago when I felt like this I would cut my arms with a razor, but I havent done that since december or january. someone please cheer me up?:( :rose:
 
remember the scene when Adam Sandler made the boy laugh in "Big Daddy", by hitting his head on something?
 
lobito said:
remember the scene when Adam Sandler made the boy laugh in "Big Daddy", by hitting his head on something?
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my favorite line "but i wipe my own ass"
 
if you want

lobito said:
remember the scene when Adam Sandler made the boy laugh in "Big Daddy", by hitting his head on something?
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I cant hit my head on something over and over again to see if it makes you laugh...
 
Watch AMERICAN PIE or AMERICAN PIE 2.
No matter what happens thoes two movies always chear me up, and make me realise no matter how pathetic my life is, there is always someone who is more pathetic than me lol. And it makes me thankfull my dad is nothing like Jim's Dad.
 
or in "billy madison" when the kid peed on himself and all his classmates start laughing & adam sandler splashed water on the front of his pants...he went around saying "peeing in your pants is the coolest, all the big kids do it." then all the kids started pissing themselves...lol that was the only funny part in that movie.
 
ilovewriting said:
Watch AMERICAN PIE or AMERICAN PIE 2.
No matter what happens thoes two movies always chear me up, and make me realise no matter how pathetic my life is, there is always someone who is more pathetic than me lol. And it makes me thankfull my dad is nothing like Jim's Dad.
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"i can taste the bubbles"
 
Your post made me think of this, an e-mail I got from my ex in the last few days:

An Accident: Guess what 'Your' daughter did this afternoon...?....She disappeared down towards her bedroom and was as quiet as a mouse, usually that is a good thing, it means that she is reading her books or playing Mummys..NOT TODAY.
She yelled out "Help I'm bleeding" and came out with a cut on her forearm, she was freaking out because of the blood, and wouldnt tell me straight away what she had done. I held a towell on it, and brother went for the first aid kit which he brought back into the lounge with one hand covering his eyes and saying "I dont want to know, I dont want to know".

Turns out the little angel had gotten into the bathroom cabinet, got one of my razors and took it back into her room. When I told her off she looked up at me with those shocking cow eyes of hers filled with tears and said " But I just wanted to be like you mummy" (Damn shes good, how do you growl at that).

So she is feeling very sorry for herself at the moment, and each time she looks at the plasters on her arm has another wee sniffle.

A Funny: Just after soccer we were having lunch in the foodcourt at the mall, packed full of people, when just as both brother and I have mouthfuls of food she announces in her loud very very clear voice...."When I was a baby in your tummy and I wanted to be borned I came out thru your Vagina eh Mum, and the Dr put his hand in to help me get out." HOLY CRAP.....brother rolled his eyes and with a mouthfull of burger muttered OOOooh GROSS Man!! And I would have been quite happy to disappear under the table. What a way to ruin your appetite.
The guy at the table in front of us nearly choked himself laughing. I dont think I have ever finished lunch so quickly in my life.
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I like Tommy boy... where he runs into the glass door.
"That will leave a mark"
 
for me i watch movies when i am down, but this is more than a movie and a hot shower i am guessing. i really am racking my mind for somthing helpful b/c i hate it when anyone is sad.




boy i am not too helpful this evening.:p
 
Or what about that scene in Tommy Boy where David Spade was knocking on the door and was pretending to be part of the housekeeping staff? :D
 
SXCRgirl said:
Or what about that scene in Tommy Boy where David Spade was knocking on the door and was pretending to be part of the housekeeping staff? :D
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"housekeeping you want towel?"
 
Something about Mary ..... when he wanks before his date with her and doesn't notice the cum in his hair, and she then later (believing it to be hair gel) takes some and puts it in her hair.

And the funniest scene of all ....... when he catches his cock in his zipper and everyone has to go and look at it.


big hugs to you hon ....... I hope you get to feeling a lil perkier soon. :)



pst btw LukkyKnight ..... those kids are adorable!! Yours?

and Juspar loved the stories. lol



kitts
 
I think it is time to run away and hide. The people in these picture are not normal.
:eek:
 
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