Peeps aren't really my thing. Mostly air. Those Reeses eggs are pretty good. Maybe at least a little protein. The Cadburys are a bit hoity toity, but nice. Thank you Jesus. Great idea!
What about the boiled eggs that are decorated and left in secreted places. Those don't actually qualify as candy but I think they deserve a place in the discussion. Especially since they would skew the results to a more survivable range.
