Cama's insomniac bed

[Cama de Rosas]

Still awake at stupid o'clock?

Eyes slightly bleary, or else horribly bright?

All your usual haunts filled with the sound of gentle snores? Zzzzz

Don't toss and turn alone...come crawl into Cama's insomniac bed.

We might not get much sleep, but at least we won't be bored...

 

[Gringao]

Mucho gusto, Cama. Let me lie here in your bed of roses for a moment. Still groggy from a late, late night last night and looking forward to another tonight.

 

[Cama de Rosas]

Mucho gusto, Cama. Let me lie here in your bed of roses for a moment. Still groggy from a late, late night last night and looking forward to another tonight.

Hello there Gringao!

Still groggy? Were you misbehaving????

If so, I think self-induced insomniacs should be on tea duty...

 

[Gringao]

Hello there Gringao! Still groggy? Were you misbehaving???? If so, I think self-induced insomniacs should be on tea duty...

I only misbehave when it's fun. And last night it was a lot of fun.

Take milk or sugar in your tea, Cama?

 

[Cama de Rosas]

I only misbehave when it's fun. And last night it was a lot of fun.

Take milk or sugar in your tea, Cama?

Tonight, lots of both I think!

That's the best way to misbehave. If it's not fun, you're not doing it right

 

[Gringao]

Tonight, lots of both I think!

That's the best way to misbehave. If it's not fun, you're not doing it right

Ever have one of those times where a nice, cute little kitten you've known for weeks turns out to be a ravenous, insatiable tiger? Getting mauled never felt so good, Cama.

 

[Cama de Rosas]

Ever have one of those times where a nice, cute little kitten you've known for weeks turns out to be a ravenous, insatiable tiger? Getting mauled never felt so good, Cama.

You're a very lucky Gringao!

Being mauled is veeeeeery enjoyable when it happens like that....

I'm going to try going to sleep now...feel free to do naughty things to my sleeping body...

 

[Gringao]

You're a very lucky Gringao! Being mauled is veeeeeery enjoyable when it happens like that....I'm going to try going to sleep now...feel free to do naughty things to my sleeping body...

The harder I work the luckier I get, Cama. I don't think you're going to want to sleep through what is about to happen, carinha. Your enjoyment is 90% of the fun.

 

[Cama de Rosas]

Hooray! I actually slept through a whole night!

Aah, if only I could laze around a little more though...

So, being rubbish with time differences, I guess it's over to another country's insomniac's now...don't be shy

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

You're a very lucky Gringao!

Being mauled is veeeeeery enjoyable when it happens like that....

I'm going to try going to sleep now...feel free to do naughty things to my sleeping body...

Is that offer open to me as well?

 

[Cama de Rosas]

Frenchie!

Is that offer open to me as well?

You came by! Don't say 'by what'....


And feel free, the offer is, ahem, wide open to all...

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

You came by! Don't say 'by what'....


And feel free, the offer is, ahem, wide open to all...

I'd like to play

 

[Cama de Rosas]

I'd like to play

*Twirls the corner of the duvet round her finger innocently*

Play what? How about a nice game of i-spy...or Scrabble perhaps...?

 

[Gringao]

*Twirls the corner of the duvet round her finger innocently*

Play what? How about a nice game of i-spy...or Scrabble perhaps...?

How about strip chess?

 

[Cama de Rosas]

How about strip chess?

But I'm rubbish at chess, I always lo--

Oh.

*Quietly sets up the pieces...*

 

[Gringao]

But I'm rubbish at chess, I always lo--

Oh.

*Quietly sets up the pieces...*

You can be white, Cama. I like playing the heavy...

 

[Cama de Rosas]

You can be white, Cama. I like playing the heavy...

*Is eyeing up the rook and the king speculatively...*

Very suggestive shapes those....

 

[Gringao]

*Is eyeing up the rook and the king speculatively...*

Very suggestive shapes those....

It's especially fun if you 'take my bishop.'

 

[Cama de Rosas]

It's especially fun if you 'take my bishop.'

I thought you were supposed to take my queen?

They tell me that means I've lost, but I'm not convinced...

Must try to sleep now...it's gone 3am here...sweet dreams

 

[Gringao]

I thought you were supposed to take my queen?

They tell me that means I've lost, but I'm not convinced...

Must try to sleep now...it's gone 3am here...sweet dreams

Buenas noches, mujer linda.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Afternoon Cama

How is your day today sweetheart

 

[Cama de Rosas]

Afternoon Cama

How is your day today sweetheart

Afternoon Frenchie

My day was...hmm, relativley productive...though not as much as it should have been!

And you?

I'm only poppng in for ten minutes or so, and I may be away for the next few days - change the sheets for me will ya hun?

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Afternoon Frenchie

My day was...hmm, relativley productive...though not as much as it should have been!

And you?

I'm only poppng in for ten minutes or so, and I may be away for the next few days - change the sheets for me will ya hun?

Awww are you going anywhere nice? or shouldn't I ask?

 

[Cama de Rosas]

Awww are you going anywhere nice? or shouldn't I ask?

Ah, nothing so exciting I'm afraid - we just have quite a few friends round this weekend, so I'll doubt I'll get much time to myself (or myself and computer anyway!)

Have a good weekend Frenchie, and you Gringao, wherever you're roaming!

 

[Gringao]

Ah, nothing so exciting I'm afraid - we just have quite a few friends round this weekend, so I'll doubt I'll get much time to myself (or myself and computer anyway!)

Have a good weekend Frenchie, and you Gringao, wherever you're roaming!

I'll be roaming out of town this weekend, too, dear Rosas. But I'll be pack to explore your delicate petals and tempting stems before you know it.