Calling Dr. Jung

[riff]

CALLING DR. JUNG - riff

You need my Jung baby, oh so bad
You're not the only one I've ever had
And if I say I wanna set you free
Don't you know you'll be in misery
They call me (Dr. Jung)
They call me Dr. Jung (calling Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Jung)

And even though I'm full of sin
In the end you'll let me in
You'll let me through, there's nothin' you can do
You need my Jungin', don't you know it's true

So if you please get on your knees
There are no bills, there are no fees
Baby, I know what your problem is
The first step of the cure is a kiss

So call me (Dr. Jung)
They call me Dr. Jung (calling Dr. Jung)
I am your doctor of Jung (calling Dr. Jung), ha
They call me (Dr. Jung), they call me Dr. Jung (calling Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Jung)

Ooh, they call me (Dr. Jung)
I am the doctor of Jung (calling Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Jung)
Ooh, they Call me (Dr. Jung)
I am your doctor of Jung (calling Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure you're thinking of (calling Dr. Jung), yeah
Yeah, they call me (Dr. Jung)
They call me Dr. Jung (calling Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Jung)
Jung, Jung, Jung (Dr. Jung)
Jung, Jung, Jung , Jung, (calling Dr. Jung) Jung Dr. Jung
(Calling Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' (Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' (calling Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Jung)
They call me Dr. Jung (Dr. Jung)
They call me Dr. Jung (calling Dr. Jung)
I've got the cure

 

[freescorfr]

Here I am just going to bed and I see this interesting thread on the great Carl. I suppose its a sort of straigtened out verbal mandela.

Had a wierd phone call yeaterday from a French woman who said, Have you heard of yoong?

Yes I said and blabbered on about collective subconscious and she was mystified.

Born in Scotland, she added.


Oh Young, I said - but had no idea who Young was - a former Tory minister?


Eventually it turned out to be HUME.

You see why conversations are easier on Lit..

 

[riff]

Yes, and so much more fun....

 

[riff]

BTW See riffy in front of Lenin's tomb?

 

[freescorfr]

BTW See riffy in front of Lenin's tomb?

I like it riff - I'm coming with you on the next trip. We'll go from Paris in my Lada when I find a gear box for it.

There's room for two ladies in the back, if they're sensitive, kind and laugh at our jokes.

 

[riff]

You know, I wonder how much it would cost for me to get to Il de Oloron, the former home of the poor bastard that originally came to Louisiana in the early 1700s.

 

[freescorfr]

You know, I wonder how much it would cost for me to get to Il de Oloron, the former home of the poor bastard that originally came to Louisiana in the early 1700s.

About $400, for the air fare, and then a trip in the Lada.

I guessed it was you in front of the tomb. L'Ile is very busy in summer - lots of topless women. - bottomless in some places too.- not meaning bottomless, without arses at all, but without bottoms.

My av of the eiffel tower. I'm on the ground, looking up, waiting for some girls to pass by.

 

[riff]

Cool. I never noticed! I just saw something that made me think of a driveway!

Yes, we need girls, women! With accents!

 

[freescorfr]

Cool. I never noticed! I just saw something that made me think of a driveway!

Yes, we need girls, women! With accents!

Yes, who are good at elisions and cirumflexes.

I once had one with a dip thong.

 

[riff]

Yes, who are good at elisions and cirumflexes.

I once had one with a dip thong.

Oh shit! I never knew you were a linguist too. Hehehehe

I want at least one with a sexy overbite.

 

[freescorfr]

Oh shit! I never knew you were a linguist too. Hehehehe

I want at least one with a sexy overbite.

I've even got Scottish O Level Russian riff, which means I can't speak a word - but I can get good connections to willing girls with over bytes.

Now I'm off to bed. If you've gone to New orleans by the time I'm up -pinch a bum or two for me.

 

[riff]

Later!

(so this is what happens when you switch the words of a Kiss song around, so this is what happens when you switch the words of a Kiss song around, so this is what happens when you switch the words of a Kiss song around......)

 

[riff]

When I lay myself to sleep pray that I don't go too deep
Lightnin' won Lightnin' won
Because it's cold down gold down there, crow!

Flat lands low lands on the track
Shows the water pan the track
Lightnin' won lightnin' won
Close up hands to silhouette, crow!

Lightnin' won, lightnin' won

Hound bark on the track
Hound crow hold onto your hat
Lightnin' won lightnin' won
Low lands timberlands bad lands bird lands

 

[riff]

Bump for Hamletmaschine

Freud sux.

 

[riff]

~sings~

Jung..... is a many-splendored thing......

 

[Dillinger]

Holy hey Wow dude, Mr. Riff! Major Sychronicity! I was just going to start exactly the same thread!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I think Jung used to trip on peyote or something, which is pretty cool. I'd much rather hang with a peyote-eater like Carl than a cokehead like Siggy.