Calling all trolls....

[FlamingoBlue]

I was thinking that you guys are getting a lot of bad press,lately. Did you ever think about hiring a good PR firm? Also, there are loads of folks out there who make snap judgements about trolls just because you are disruptive and annoying.

I know lots of people who act just like you and I have found that in many cases it is due to unresolved childhood conflicts. I have also found that therapy is quite helpful, but I don't know of any therapists that treat trolls. By the way, do trolls have health insurance?

Since trying to form a group of vigalantes to round up trolls and hang them, I have become sensitized to the fact that trolls have feelings, too. As you know, I gave it up and decided to try to learn more about what makes troll act the way they do. So, all you trolls out there, let us know how you really feel. Purge yourselves of your feelings and educate us non-trolls.

This world has enough conflict without trolls fighting with non-trolls. So, share your feelings with us and help us understand what motivates you to act as you do. Maybe, we can all learn to live together.

blue

 

[Guest]

My mama was a troll, and her mama before her. We Not Thes been trolls since fur rested ona dog and we ain't gonna stop cause a no 'theropy'.
Now, I don know bout no GUHs or no ONEs or no FUCKS YOUSE - thems not my family but my mama (my she long rest in the grave) loved me and taught me ta be a troll. We get a bad press jus cause other people don't understand us!

I'm proud to be an American Troll!

 

[Guest]

Da Flamingo Blue is da biggest farging TROLL on da board. When yous peoples gonta wake up?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Thank you....

for the compliment, poopsie.


blue

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Trolls....

They are never there when you need them.


blue

 

[minx]

Spin Doctor

I was thinking that you guys are getting a lot of bad press,lately. Did you ever think about hiring a good PR firm?

I believe they are creatively interjecting unsolicited absurdity. How's that for spin, baby!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I just love you guys....

The BB needs you. At least you don't suck up like the rest of them do!

blue

 

[minx]

Blue, I didn't say I was a troll. I said I was willing to take them on as clients. There's a difference. In fact, it probably makes me worse than they are.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

You could have....

fooled me. Then again, some folks will do anything for a buck. And I thought lawyers were whores.


blue

P.S. First, get the $ and then agree to do P.R. for them.

 

[minx]

Honey, I love the trolls! Hell I'd do it for free. That makes me a slut, not a whore.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

What's the diff???

Is it the $$$$$ ?????



blue

 

[minx]

Exactly, a whore is only in it for the money. A slut does it for the sheer thrill of doing it.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Personally,I am thrilled

to know you, Minx.

blue

 

[minx]

Hmmmmm, did I note a hint of sarcasm in your last post?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Sarcasm????

I speak only from the heart, unless , of course, I am being paid. Once again, I am pleased to know you, Minx.( The approriate reply is generally "Thank You").

blue

 

[minx]

Thank you!