Call me santa because

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Santa is just like every other man. Comes and goes in less than 5 min, eats your food, calls you a HO, leaves before you get up.

hahah

 

[thelovingsadist]

LMFAO

Okay, okay. I have to hand it to you. This one made me laugh.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

LMFAO

Okay, okay. I have to hand it to you. This one made me laugh.

...

 

[koalabear]

Even a blind squirrel finds an occasional nut.

 

[torchthebitch]

OK. You're Santa Because.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

OK. You're Santa Because.

because i go in an out without a trace. lool

 

[torchthebitch]

Poor bastard. You only come once a year and it's down a chimney.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Poor bastard. You only come once a year and it's down a chimney.

you talking to me or koala??

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

This thread = good giggles.

 

[thelovingsadist]

Poor bastard. You only come once a year and it's down a chimney.

lmao

I'm gonna have to remember this one too.

 

[torchthebitch]

you talking to me or koala??

The one that wants to be called Santa Because, obviously.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

The one that wants to be called Santa Because, obviously.

oh, hahah

*puts the blunt down*

 

[koalabear]

you talking to me or koala??

Then again a blind squirrel can't find anything.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

*shudders at the name koala bear then sings*
Oh please don't call me a koala bear,
coz I'm not a bear at all
If your name was bob
and everyone called you dick
You might find out why I am sick sick sick
So please don't call me a koala bear
*ceases singing*

Sorry, just had to do that.
What were we talking about.

 

[koalabear]

Someone ran out of zoloft!!!!!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Then again a blind squirrel can't find anything.

hahah you got me

 

[torchthebitch]

*shudders at the name koala bear then sings*
Oh please don't call me a koala bear,
coz I'm not a bear at all
If your name was bob
and everyone called you dick
You might find out why I am sick sick sick
So please don't call me a koala bear
*ceases singing*

Sorry, just had to do that.
What were we talking about.

How, exactly, do I bare with time variations? One minute between shoes, but two between socks? Half an hour between jacket and waistcoat but five minutes between weskit and tie?

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

How, exactly, do I bare with time variations? One minute between shoes, but two between socks? Half an hour between jacket and waistcoat but five minutes between weskit and tie?

LOL. I've actually been meaning to change that. Thank you for the reminder.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Someone ran out of zoloft!!!!!

If that was to me, you are actually very close to the truth. But I have never taken Zoloft.
But yeah, the phrase koala bear is a bit of pet hate. I learnt the above song in kindy, along with Waltzing Matilda and never smile at a crocodile.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

If that was to me, you are actually very close to the truth. But I have never taken Zoloft.

percosets > zoloft

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

percosets > zoloft

I only take what I am prescribed these days, well when it comes to tablets anyway.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I only take what I am prescribed these days, well when it comes to tablets anyway.

i get them for $3 a pop... the genetic ones, an the blue ones for $6 a pop

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

heheh, sweet...

 

[pussy101]

Poor bastard. You only come once a year and it's down a chimney.

LMAO! good one