Call me names!

[honeybites]

Although I wouldn't really refuse hugs and petting, come to think of it.

 

[Betticus]

Well, I'll tell you those weren't it. *barf*

So you didn't want to be compared to sweet things or flowers eh?

 

[Betticus]

Allright you filthy little sex kitten. It's my bedtime. May your dreams be filled with all sorts of devious tortures.

 

[honeybites]

Allright you filthy little sex kitten. It's my bedtime. May your dreams be filled with all sorts of devious tortures.

Me too. Left you a PM. Nighty.

 

[Jaytyler86]

Honey, you look like everyother nympho asian whore just looking for some cock, you asian sluts make it to easy its not even a challenge you fucking scumbag.

 

[honeybites]

I think Bett's right... this thread needed more specific guidelines

 

[rinka]

Annette, Louisa, Frederic, Mathilda...

 

[honeybites]

Annette, Louisa, Frederic, Mathilda...

What?? No Rumplestiltskin??

 

[rinka]

What?? No Rumplestiltskin??

Nah, too predictable.




Rapunzel

 

[honeybites]

Rapunzel

Well damn, that's the sexiest thing I've ever heard!

 

[graceanne]

It occurred to me that you didn't specify what kind of names that you wanted to be called.

It could turn out that you are a lovely, smart, funny, good little girl who deserves lots of hugs and pets on your head.

What a cute lil snookums you are. Lil Honeybear.

Do you know how hard it was for me to NOT immediately call her a sknookywinkums when I saw this thread?

After all she didn't specify and she said this thread would amuse other subs, and THAT would amuse me!

Annette, Louisa, Frederic, Mathilda...

But that's even better. LOL

 

[clock1]

Because I'm bored.
Because I need inspiration.
Because the other subs will like it too.

Because I like it.

If you are bored it is because you are too lazy to take responsibility to help with your own or anyone elses happiness.

Inspiration comes from those willing to look deep within, which obviously you are not.

Other subs are of no consequence to you, altrusim is a lie.

Finally some honesty, YOU like it and that is good, but not good enough, wallow in it.

(I hope you have enjoyed the above messages-absent further guidelines- if not lie over the stool until someone gets around to giving you the whipping you so richly want and deserve)

 

[Betticus]

Your name is now Sunny Muffins!!!

Like in this vid.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Your-Name-is-Sunny-Muffins

 

[honeybites]

Your name is now Sunny Muffins!!!

Like in this vid.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Your-Name-is-Sunny-Muffins

I can't watch it, but I'm sure muffins are good for you.

Hi!

 

[Betticus]

I can't watch it, but I'm sure muffins are good for you.

Hi!

Y halo thar!

 

[honeybites]

Y halo thar!

Y habla espanol?

 

[honeybites]

no no!

That's 1337 Pirate speak. Big difference.


Other good names for you;

Sarah Sylvia Synthia Stout...
Sammy
Sloth
Lazy butt

Delilah
Victoria

oh oh... how about Contemtable Brat?


"I told you; my name is NUWANDA!"

weeee
ok i'm done

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[Betticus]

I dunno what she said.

 

[honeybites]

I dunno what she said.

Well, I wish I were a pirate.

I feel laughed at.

 

[Essene]

I dunno what she said.

What are you guys doin' over here anyway?

Do we need to think up more names to call her?

 

[Essene]

Well, I wish I were a pirate.

I feel laughed at.

Awwww...

 

[honeybites]

see! see!

he can't read what the heck you said, but he's a 1337 pirate!

I rest my case.

I don't get what constitutes being a 1337 pirate.

 

[Betticus]

I'm getting too sleepy to be creative.

 

[Essene]

I'm getting too sleepy to be creative.

Wanna cuddle? I'm sleepy too.

I'll come back and be mean and stuff tomorrow.

 

[honeybites]

I'm getting too sleepy to be creative.

Wake up!

*thinks of ways to wake up Betticus*