Call for Minions!

[Oscuridad]

I'm looking for nothing but the best most devoted minions to serve His_Kitty.

Only the best will do, so be ready to show your... references... for inspection.

Let's start a line here, and the boss will be along presently to survey the candiates.

Move it monkeys, Move it!

 

[DarkAngel]

SIZE=1]*Stalk*[/SIZE]

 

[mfs686]

Whatever.....

 

[Oscuridad]

Come now! This is pathetic!

One can't get his size straight and the other is a disinterested bear. *fur... might be good if it's cuddly*

You've never had it so good!

 

[His_kitty]

You know you're just a darling!


Trying to share with me the joys of being stalked.

 

[Starblayde]

Me, an minion?

Bah! Never!




not even for kitty

 

[Oscuridad]

Me, an minion?

Bah! Never!




not even for kitty

Get down and give me 20!

You've never been a REAL minion 'til you've been her minion!!!

You think that's a push-up??! *flings bra at blayde* THIS is a push up!!!

Now who's going to be a good minion??!!

 

[mfs686]

Ditto on the bounty hunter.........

he roams the galaxies doing as he pleases and I roam the northern tundra doing whatever I damn well please.

 

[His_kitty]

Me, an minion?

Bah! Never!




not even for kitty

*pout*

 

[Oscuridad]

Ditto on the bounty hunter.........

he roams the galaxies doing as he pleases and I roam the northern tundra doing whatever I damn well please.

Please, I excuse you because you are a bear, and in the northern tundra know not of southern comfort!

If you're not up to being minions then step aside!

NEXT!!!

 

[BgMma]

I will volunteer, under one condition........

Oscuridad gets to inspect me on a regular basis. *waves to him excitedly* Get over here, you pot bellied stallion!!

 

[DarkAngel]

Oscuridad,


How many times have I told you to stop feeding the bears

 

[Oscuridad]

I will volunteer, under one condition........

Oscuridad gets to inspect me on a regular basis. *waves to him excitedly* Get over here, you pot bellied stallion!!

Done!

and its only a little belly love, I'm wiry.

 

[Oscuridad]

Oscuridad,


How many times have I told you to stop feeding the bears

*feeds DA to mfs686*

 

[BgMma]

Done!

and its only a little belly love, I'm wiry.

Aww, I like a big man.

That's okay, I will still enjoy your *ahem* inspections. Especially if you tie me to the chair and...........*shiver*...........

 

[Bidin~Time]

Oscuridad,


How many times have I told you to stop feeding the bears

but bears are so dang cuddly!!

I think we should keep him *nodds appreciatively*

and on another note:

Get over here, you pot bellied stallion!!

 

[PepperminTrish]

Don't mind me, I'm just following BgMma around.

 

[His_kitty]

Psst I'd rather have a stalker than a minion, Oscuridad.



Thank-you BgMma99, can I just watch ya'll do all the rubbing and stuff?



I'm a lil bit of a voyeur.

 

[Oscuridad]

Don't mind me, I'm just following BgMma around.

Well as youre here anyway, you can at least pet the bear

 

[BgMma]

Don't mind me, I'm just following BgMma around.

Mmmm, stalker.........*that is about as good as I can do a Homer Simpson*

 

[Bidin~Time]

Psst I'd rather have a stalker than a minion, Oscuridad.



Thank-you BgMma99, can I just watch ya'll do all the rubbing and stuff?



I'm a lil bit of a voyeur.

Can I have the minions then??

I was thinkin about going fishing later in the week.

 

[BgMma]

Psst I'd rather have a stalker than a minion, Oscuridad.



Thank-you BgMma99, can I just watch ya'll do all the rubbing and stuff?



I'm a lil bit of a voyeur.

Of course you can watch. You just have to promise not to poke fun at my chubbies!! Of course, you can always gawk at my tits. Everyone else seems to!!

 

[Starblayde]

Get down and give me 20!

You've never been a REAL minion 'til you've been her minion!!!

You think that's a push-up??! *flings bra at blayde* THIS is a push up!!!

Now who's going to be a good minion??!!

oh very funny

Now go off and be a better minion-rounder-upper

 

[Oscuridad]

oh very funny

Now go off and be a better minion-rounder-upper

That stings Santa-Fett.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Mmmm, stalker.........*that is about as good as I can do a Homer Simpson*

Me?
A stalker??
Nah, stalking requires subtlety and I seem to be lacking that.
I'm just gonna follow you around like a lost puppy and beg for your attention.