"California, hot sexy males/females"

dragonvampire21

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seems to me like the only place that never gets attention is cali.. So I though I would bring some well deserved attention our way; mind you that cali fucks are more rambunktious then others(or so i've heard)...Anyway i would think this would be a great place to have people come and meet the cali element..and have other californians come in and post messages to seek out others that might be interested...well hope this helps out some of the starving "californian, cocks"..gets little attention so it needs a lilbit..lmmfao
 
dragonvampire21 said:
seems to me like the only place that never gets attention is cali.. So I though I would bring some well deserved attention our way; mind you that cali fucks are more rambunktious then others(or so i've heard)...Anyway i would think this would be a great place to have people come and meet the cali element..and have other californians come in and post messages to seek out others that might be interested...well hope this helps out some of the starving "californian, cocks"..gets little attention so it needs a lilbit..lmmfao
I'm just a bit skeptical of how or whether this will work:

1. Most of the California folk out here don't actually use the word "cali" for much of anything. Kinda like saying "Nev" for Navada or "York" for New York" or even "O" or Ohio. Wait a minute -- come to think of it that O thing might work hehehehe.

2. There seems to be a preponderence of folks here that are from east of the Mississippi. Don;t know why that is -- perhaps they have worse weather in the winter and gravitate to indoor activities. Which leads me to:

3. As for California folk being more RAMBUNCTIOUS -- let's get that myth out of the way. There are usually too many other activities to sap our energies and allow for our developing all the social skills of a hamster. You know -- like "cruisin' the mall", "hangin' out", PARTYING (euphemism for killing brain cells) etc.

4. Those of us in California barely know who are next door neighbors are -- and they typically live all of three feet from us it's so crowded. Getting to know someone requires that point number 3 be addressed - that social skills thing. Even if that were fixed you still have:

5. There is a surprisingly large number of the folk in "Cali" that done even know how to spell the sixth word in point number 2. Let alone use it in a sentence. The longest word available to their still functioning grey matter (result of point number 3) is DUUUUUUDE. ot a classic greeting.

So, what I'm trying to say is this: If you are from California, want to post -- this is a good a place as any to do so. However, out of respect for those of us from the fully named state (you know the one with the letters IFORNIA attached) BRING IT. Gring it strong and be sure to have something worth reading. This, despite rumours (British spelling for our UK friends who I neglected to mention earlier) to the contrary -- is NOT just another place to CRUISE.

Whew -- I can't wait until the coffee kicks in the Morning -- here is overcast Southern California. Where I was born, raised and continue to live.

:D
 
fathom7 said:
I'm just a bit skeptical of how or whether this will work:

1. Most of the California folk out here don't actually use the word "cali" for much of anything. Kinda like saying "Nev" for Navada or "York" for New York" or even "O" or Ohio. Wait a minute -- come to think of it that O thing might work hehehehe.

2. There seems to be a preponderence of folks here that are from east of the Mississippi. Don;t know why that is -- perhaps they have worse weather in the winter and gravitate to indoor activities. Which leads me to:

3. As for California folk being more RAMBUNCTIOUS -- let's get that myth out of the way. There are usually too many other activities to sap our energies and allow for our developing all the social skills of a hamster. You know -- like "cruisin' the mall", "hangin' out", PARTYING (euphemism for killing brain cells) etc.

4. Those of us in California barely know who are next door neighbors are -- and they typically live all of three feet from us it's so crowded. Getting to know someone requires that point number 3 be addressed - that social skills thing. Even if that were fixed you still have:

5. There is a surprisingly large number of the folk in "Cali" that done even know how to spell the sixth word in point number 2. Let alone use it in a sentence. The longest word available to their still functioning grey matter (result of point number 3) is DUUUUUUDE. ot a classic greeting.

So, what I'm trying to say is this: If you are from California, want to post -- this is a good a place as any to do so. However, out of respect for those of us from the fully named state (you know the one with the letters IFORNIA attached) BRING IT. Gring it strong and be sure to have something worth reading. This, despite rumours (British spelling for our UK friends who I neglected to mention earlier) to the contrary -- is NOT just another place to CRUISE.

Whew -- I can't wait until the coffee kicks in the Morning -- here is overcast Southern California. Where I was born, raised and continue to live.

:D

well duuuuuuude...

i am from california(cali)
and i am not trying to exclude anyone..all i was trying to say is that there are people in cali online and when you meet one noone ever believes you and its just my opinion on how i have seen things..besides there arealot of people in california that don get recognised or looked at..do you know of atleast three well known sex clubs in california that have everything from a good'ol fucking to BDSM..if you do speak up cause i don't..but if you look at nevada, washington, michigan you can easily find one or two of those clubs..
 
dragonvampire21 said:
well duuuuuuude...

i am from california(cali)
and i am not trying to exclude anyone..all i was trying to say is that there are people in cali online and when you meet one noone ever believes you and its just my opinion on how i have seen things..besides there arealot of people in california that don get recognised or looked at..do you know of atleast three well known sex clubs in california that have everything from a good'ol fucking to BDSM..if you do speak up cause i don't..but if you look at nevada, washington, michigan you can easily find one or two of those clubs..
As a native Californian in long and good standing I cannot even begin to describe how this post reeks of all the stereotypes we put out. The challenge for me is to attempt to live down -- or at least live beyond what this sort of presentation engenders in the minds of others reading it.

Ah well. Guess I'll just crawl off to some other corner of the Lit and "hang" for a while.

BTW -- sorry about all the words containing more than one syllable in the post here.
 
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