Calgon, take me away....

[brokenbrainwave]

not that anyone gives a damn


but just one week into my 7 yr olds summer vacation I am ready for bamboo twigs under my fingernails. Anything to take my mind off the fact I have nearly three months to go! Dammit, PJ, the three yr old just hit Eric with a plastic golf club, lol, I need a shot of tequila.......

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm right there with you, sister (?). Not sure of your gender.

I'm on pins and needles waiting to see if there is going to be a summer school this year.

Edited to say that I just read your profile, which clearly states that you are a stay at home dad. Sorry.

 

[RawHumor]

Give THEM the tiquila. You'll ALL be more relaxed then. Plus, it's irresponsible for you to drink alcohol while you're taking care of them.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I'm right there with you, sister (?). Not sure of your gender.

I'm on pins and needles waiting to see if there is going to be a summer school this year.

ack!! lol, I am a stay at home dad hell, another female that thinks I make a great wife, sheeesh! LOL j/k

 

[Rubyfruit]

Fuck the Calgon, give us some Xanax.

I've been doing the stay at home parent thing for 7 years. It's not easy, that's for sure.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Fuck the Calgon, give us some Xanax.

I've been doing the stay at home parent thing for 7 years. It's not easy, that's for sure.

ya got that right, been doint it off and on for about 6 years or so. And Raw, are you saying it is more responsible to give alchohol to small children than it is to drink it myself??? lmao, I kind of like that idea but Mrs. Wave might have an issue with coming home to her kiddies being hung over and puking.

 

[RawHumor]

And Raw, are you saying it is more responsible to give alchohol to small children than it is to drink it myself??? lmao, I kind of like that idea but Mrs. Wave might have an issue with coming home to her kiddies being hung over and puking.

I was just making a bad joke. But one or two shots would certainly mellow them out!

Just don't do it all the time or it'll take more each day, and you don't want them in AA by the time they're 12.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I was just making a bad joke. But one or two shots would certainly mellow them out!

Just don't do it all the time or it'll take more each day, and you don't want them in AA by the time they're 12.

LOL I knew you were, but why cant they accompany their old man to AA meetings, I will probably be there by the time they are 12, just make it a family outing

 

[RawHumor]

LOL I knew you were, but why cant they accompany their old man to AA meetings, I will probably be there by the time they are 12, just make it a family outing

Your likely to have your kids taken away from you then. You have to find a happy medium.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I was KIDDING, LMAO

 

[RawHumor]

LOL

I know, dork.

But the moral is this: alcohol - good, alcoholism - bad.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Too bad they don't prescribe "mother's little helpers" much anymore. Damn doctors today are afraid to get their patients addicted.

Bastards!

 

[RawHumor]

Too bad they don't prescribe "mother's little helpers" much anymore. Damn doctors today are afraid to get their patients addicted.

Bastards!

LOL It's all those damned lawyers' faults! Encouraging everyone to sue their doctors and what not.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Oh No!!!!

I just realized that tomorrow is the last day of school for my two oldest. OMG, I'll be in summer hell soon. I'll be adding to the Calgon cry.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

LOL

I know, dork.

But the moral is this: alcohol - good, alcoholism - bad.

dork?? LMAO, not been called that in well since the 7 yr old did it about 30 min ago

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Too bad they don't prescribe "mother's little helpers" much anymore. Damn doctors today are afraid to get their patients addicted.

Bastards!

really, I asked my doc for some "feel good pills" she laughed at me saying a condom would have cured that problem!

 

[His_kitty]

Next week starts my son's summer vacation, which means trips to the waterpark, park, swimming parties, sleep over's, camp and a dozen other things.

Cries of --

"I'm bored!"
"It's too hot to play outside"
"Why can't you take me to Timmy's?"
"I'm too tired to clean my room"
"Can Timmy come and stay the week?"
"Will you take me to the store, so I can buy a new PS2 game, cause you know .... I'M BORED"
"Wake up, I'm hungry and want breakfast" -6:00am
"He hit me!"
"I'm soooooooo bored!"

Why can't the parents have a camp? A week long vacation away from family and responsibilities. Swimming, fishing, arts & crafts, cookout's, singing by the camp fire, horse back riding ... sounds like heaven to me!

 

[BamaBelle]

Lets do the Math:


12 Weeks X 7 Days = 84 Days of SUMMER HELL


3 Boxes of Calgon X $2.77 = $8.31 VS $75/Hr Psychiatrist + Nerve Pills + Alcohol to wash Pills down with


DECISIONS!! DECISIONS!!


--Belle

 

[Weird Harold]

"I'm too tired to clean my room" [/B]

Can't help much with the others, but this one is easyto deal with:

"Well, then you should take a nap and you can clean your room when you wake up."