Caddlebears' Crazy Questions Thread!

[Cadoras]

Yes... Similar things have been done.... But I'm nuts....

So... We start with a question.... The first person answers that question and adds one to the number of things that need to be named.... So at 5, someone may ask "What are your 5 fondest memories?" Someone would answer that and then they would make up a new question, that required 6 answers... And so on!

I am very aware that when the numbers get even slightly large, this will suck... But it could be fun to try to make that kind of list!

Okay.... So to start with....

What 1 thing truly annoys you?

 

[lovemonster]

What 1 thing truly annoys you?

People who are two-faced.


What 2 foods would you hate to have to eat together on a plate?

 

[asian_princess]

Yes... Similar things have been done.... But I'm nuts....

So... We start with a question.... The first person answers that question and adds one to the number of things that need to be named.... So at 5, someone may ask "What are your 5 fondest memories?" Someone would answer that and then they would make up a new question, that required 6 answers... And so on!

I am very aware that when the numbers get even slightly large, this will suck... But it could be fun to try to make that kind of list!

Okay.... So to start with....

What 1 thing truly annoys you?

*strolls into the thread*

I'm game.

But don't say i didn't warn you...

1. Ignorance... in all forms... social, self, your surroundings.. it's the breeding ground for so much negativity... from hate to irresponsibilty, hypocriticism (it's a word as of now okay?)... and most of all...unfunniness


What 2 things should never be done in the shower?

 

[asian_princess]

People who are two-faced.


What 2 foods would you hate to have to eat together on a plate?

YAY for Lovey!!!!

*feeds her some special jewwy willies*

1. jewwy babies and
2. baked beans

refer to above Q

What 3 things should never be done in the shower?

 

[Cadoras]

YAY for Lovey!!!!

*feeds her some special jewwy willies*

1. jewwy babies and
2. baked beans

refer to above Q

What 3 things should never be done in the shower?

Eating of hot food..... (I mean why?)
Maintenance of electrical goods.... (Clearly that's done in the bath!)
Tap dancing... (No! Not dancing on taps, that's fine!)

What 4 things would you hate to be doing when you die....

 

[asian_princess]

Eating of hot food..... (I mean why?)
Maintenance of electrical goods.... (Clearly that's done in the bath!)
Tap dancing... (No! Not dancing on taps, that's fine!)

What 4 things would you hate to be doing when you die....

1. saying, " I'd really hate to die right now"
2. putting on mascara... hard not to poke yourself in the eye as it is let alone with no muscle tone...only to be followed by rigor mortis.
3. listening to Paris Hilton sing...no wait, how can i listen to that and NOT expect to die?
4. finishing this post... cos then I'll never know what the fourth thing was...


name 5 (haha) really bad names for pets

 

[Cadoras]

1. saying, " I'd really hate to die right now"
2. putting on mascara... hard not to poke yourself in the eye as it is let alone with no muscle tone...only to be followed by rigor mortis.
3. listening to Paris Hilton sing...no wait, how can i listen to that and NOT expect to die?
4. finishing this post... cos then I'll never know what the fourth thing was...


name 5 (haha) really bad names for pets

Fluffy
Mittens
Mr. Dog
Woofer
Gorkamork (That poor cat....)

6 things you simply couldn't live without....

 

[lovemonster]

6 things you simply couldn't live without....

Mascara
Lipgloss
High heels
Push up bras
My kids
Food, water, heat, money and all that other crap essential to life.....


7 items of clothing you always take on holiday with you....

 

[asian_princess]

Mascara
Lipgloss
High heels
Push up bras
My kids
Food, water, heat, money and all that other crap essential to life.....


7 items of clothing you always take on holiday with you....

lol it really did take this long for me to think of 7 items! But i think i've got it covered now.

... my black chunky motorcycle boots
... my black wedge ankle boots
... my black f'me knee high boots
... my black leather knee high stiletto boots
... my black domme boots
... my black ugg boots
... my black ... silk scarf




Name 8 things, while convenient and would fit, shoudn't be washed in the Dishwasher.

 

[Cadoras]

lol it really did take this long for me to think of 7 items! But i think i've got it covered now.

... my black chunky motorcycle boots
... my black wedge ankle boots
... my black f'me knee high boots
... my black leather knee high stiletto boots
... my black domme boots
... my black ugg boots
... my black ... silk scarf




Name 8 things, while convenient and would fit, shoudn't be washed in the Dishwasher.

A small pet... (I know it seems like a great idea, but it's generally frowned on)
A baby.... (People like that one even less than the pet! I'm not sure why...)
A laptop... (You spill something on it, it seems like a good idea, then it stops working for some reason...)
Caddlebears' brain... (There are some things even dishwashers can't clean....)
A lettuce... (I've heard rumours that it can get kinda messy....)
Batteries... (Look... I don't care what you used them for.... But putting them in the dishwasher isn't getting to help them!)
Random Car Parts... (This can never end well.... Just don't...)
Raw meat... (You might've dropped it on the floor.... But it's not a good idea! Really!)

Name 9 things you'd never hit someone over the head with... No matter how much they annoyed you....

 

[asian_princess]

A small pet... (I know it seems like a great idea, but it's generally frowned on)
A baby.... (People like that one even less than the pet! I'm not sure why...)
A laptop... (You spill something on it, it seems like a good idea, then it stops working for some reason...)
Caddlebears' brain... (There are some things even dishwashers can't clean....)
A lettuce... (I've heard rumours that it can get kinda messy....)
Batteries... (Look... I don't care what you used them for.... But putting them in the dishwasher isn't getting to help them!)
Random Car Parts... (This can never end well.... Just don't...)
Raw meat... (You might've dropped it on the floor.... But it's not a good idea! Really!)

Name 9 things you'd never hit someone over the head with... No matter how much they annoyed you....

my pillow...ew...otherpersonheadness...that's gross

a bucket of millipedes... i'm not satan!

a flat piece of wax... i wouldn't want to make a mould of their head! one of their annoyingness is enough thank you

one of those shrek figurines... i doubt the imprint of shrek on their forehead would make them anything but more annoying

a mirror... if it breaks..what if my 7 years of bad luck is to have to live with them during that time?

my mobile phone bill... i wouldn't want to bury them forever.

red jelly?...why?? cos it's MY jelly!!

their own head... that could get messy, and i'm not really in the mood for cleaning today, it's friday night.

this post...i mean it's long enough to give a good wallop...but frankly...i put a lot of work into it and i want it to stay pretty.


name 10 things shouldn't be incorporated into the function of a mobile phone

 

[done_got_old]

name 10 things shouldn't be incorporated into the function of a mobile phone

1. an air dryer for your ass hole
2. a friendly taser
3. a meth lab
4. a volume control to turn down annoying speakers
5. an inanatomically correct inflatable doll
6. wire cutters
7. a tea pot
8. a mirror
9. a Swiss army knife
10. extra calories

name 11 people who should never have had children

 

[Morrigu]

name 11 people who should never have had children

1. The Queen
2. Ghengis Khan
3. Paris Hiltons parents
4. Tony Blair
5. King Charles 1
6. GW Bush
7. Silvester Stallone
8. Mussolini
9. Mick Jagger (way too many and with everyone)
10.The Brady Bunch parents (bad)
11. Woody Allen (come on)

Name 12 things that would stop you visiting a country