Caddlebear's Beary Fun Thread

[RainDove25]

*getting ready for work.. *

do dee dooo deee dooo, Hmmmm I should say Hi to CaddleMonster, I'ma missa him Tons and Tons...

*stops to pop on Lit really really really fast*

Phffffttttt~! Miss you CaddleMonster --- Come tickle me later.

 

[Cadoras]

Me.................well only how to get more snuggles

Hmmmmm.... Well, I guess there might be worse plots out there.... *Wonders*

I can't be sure though, I shall have to investigate!

 

[Cadoras]

*bwinkles*

i do wike a cwazy rambling Caddlebear!!

He's me favourite meal of all!

*smacks lips and tucks napkin into shirt*

Wait! You don't need to eat the cwazy rambling Caddlebear!

Ums.... *Holds up a basket of white chocolate goodies*

Yummy! And Caddlebear has garlic bread too..... *Nods*

 

[Cadoras]

*getting ready for work.. *

do dee dooo deee dooo, Hmmmm I should say Hi to CaddleMonster, I'ma missa him Tons and Tons...

*stops to pop on Lit really really really fast*

Phffffttttt~! Miss you CaddleMonster --- Come tickle me later.

Awwwwwws! Lookles! It's a RainDove!

*Huggleses the RainDove!*

Caddlebear shall catch up with you soons! Promise!

And um, tickling is always fun *Noddles*

Caddlebears luff to tickle!

 

[asian_princess]

Wait! You don't need to eat the cwazy rambling Caddlebear!

Ums.... *Holds up a basket of white chocolate goodies*

Yummy! And Caddlebear has garlic bread too..... *Nods*

*stops in twacks*

oooooh.

Caddlebear twicky.

*looks at the Caddlebear holding the white chocolate yummies*

*wonders* does Caddlebear know it just makes him look more appetising. Caddlebear comes with his own garnish.

Yums.

*advances forward*

 

[Cadoras]

*stops in twacks*

oooooh.

Caddlebear twicky.

*looks at the Caddlebear holding the white chocolate yummies*

*wonders* does Caddlebear know it just makes him look more appetising. Caddlebear comes with his own garnish.

Yums.

*advances forward*

Uh ohs....

Caddlebear may need to rethink this approach....

*Glances around worriedly*

Oh! Caddlebear has an idea....

*Puts down the basket and makes a run for it!*

APplebears won't chase Caddlebears if they have something non moving on offer! Caddlebear hopes....

 

[asian_princess]

Uh ohs....

Caddlebear may need to rethink this approach....

*Glances around worriedly*

Oh! Caddlebear has an idea....

*Puts down the basket and makes a run for it!*

APplebears won't chase Caddlebears if they have something non moving on offer! Caddlebear hopes....

Ooooh!!

*watches the stationary basket*

*watches the running Caddlebear...who also seems to be pretty much stationary*

*grabs EmprEssaBear's blanket and lays it out and unpacks the basket
and makes a picnic and sits down and waits for Caddelebear to come have a picnic wiv APplebear instead*



We shall leave the Caddlebear feasting for tomorrow...
when Caddlebear is all bloatified on chocolate *giggles*

*huggles Caddlebear*

 

[Morrigu]

Hmmmmm.... Well, I guess there might be worse plots out there.... *Wonders*

I can't be sure though, I shall have to investigate!

Just investigate how to give me more snuggles

 

[Morrigu]

*watches the stationary basket*

*watches the running Caddlebear...who also seems to be pretty much stationary*

I think he runs in 'slow motion' Appy, like superheros...............ooh he's a superbear

 

[asian_princess]

I think he runs in 'slow motion' Appy, like superheros...............ooh he's a superbear

Oh! You might be onto something GuGuDolly!

*ponders*

*rings up Nowgirliebum*

Now, NOW!!! i know why Cadldebear had dems tight in his closet!! He's a super tights wearing bear!!!

*giggles* so you better put them back or else next time he goes off to save someone...it might be chilly with just his cape teehee!

 

[Cadoras]

Ooooh!!

*watches the stationary basket*

*watches the running Caddlebear...who also seems to be pretty much stationary*

*grabs EmprEssaBear's blanket and lays it out and unpacks the basket
and makes a picnic and sits down and waits for Caddelebear to come have a picnic wiv APplebear instead*



We shall leave the Caddlebear feasting for tomorrow...
when Caddlebear is all bloatified on chocolate *giggles*

*huggles Caddlebear*

Hey! Running Caddlebears are not stationary! They just aren't very motivated....

Oh! Picnicness! Caddlebears love picnics! Can Caddlebear eat lots and lots of garlic bread? Yummies!

*Huge huggles for APplebear*

Caddlebear will try not to eat too much chocolate... He has a bad feeling about chocolate eatingness....

 

[Cadoras]

Just investigate how to give me more snuggles

Aha! I shall go off to investigate now!

*Runs off to begin investigations!*

 

[asian_princess]

Hey! Running Caddlebears are not stationary! They just aren't very motivated....

Oh! Picnicness! Caddlebears love picnics! Can Caddlebear eat lots and lots of garlic bread? Yummies!

*Huge huggles for APplebear*

Caddlebear will try not to eat too much chocolate... He has a bad feeling about chocolate eatingness....

*giggles*

that's right...they move...sometimes even backwards!!

*cheers for the picnic-ing funness of a picnic*

*hugest huggles back and poke caddlebear's arms softly*

hmmm...not quite ready yet...

more garlic bwead Caddlebear?!

here...dip it in this here vat of chocolate

 

[Morrigu]

I just have to say this here and now..................you guys are so much fun to be around. So *huggles* and and thank yous..............

 

[Essa]

*Wanders in looking for Caddlebear*

Spots him sleeping...again

*Pokes him with a stick*

Nothing!!

*Wanders off muttering obscenities to myself*

 

[asian_princess]

*Wanders in looking for Caddlebear*

Spots him sleeping...again

*Pokes him with a stick*

Nothing!!

*Wanders off muttering obscenities to myself*

No Caddlebears here!

Only BOOGERS!

*pokes the Booger and get the stick covered in Booger...and chases EmprEssa-Bear with it!*

 

[Essa]

No Caddlebears here!

Only BOOGERS!

*pokes the Booger and get the stick covered in Booger...and chases EmprEssa-Bear with it!*

Oooops, Caddlebears are very hard to forget arn't they?

*Looks at the peacefully sleeping Booger, screams right down his ear*

I need saving!!

Damn, does nothing wake this Booger?

 

[asian_princess]

Oooops, Caddlebears are very hard to forget arn't they?

*Looks at the peacefully sleeping Booger, screams right down his ear*

I need saving!!

Damn, does nothing wake this Booger?

They are.

Wait.
What? What's a Caddlebear?

*stands next to EmprEssaBear...and watches her lovingly burst Booger's eardrum*

I really do think he's taken this...hibernation thing too far.

Perhaps we're just not poking him hard enough.

*adds a pointy sharpy end to the poker*

ok now try

 

[Essa]

They are.

Wait.
What? What's a Caddlebear?

*stands next to EmprEssaBear...and watches her lovingly burst Booger's eardrum*

I really do think he's taken this...hibernation thing too far.

Perhaps we're just not poking him hard enough.

*adds a pointy sharpy end to the poker*

ok now try

A Caddlebear?? I haven't the faintest idea what you're on about, you feeling o.k

Obviously one burst eardrum isn't enough

* Sticks the sharpy end of the poker up Booger's left nostril, puts my mouth next to Booger's good ear*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Booger, Booger, BOOOOOOOOOOO.....gey...Yuck

*Wipes the bogey poker on AppyBear's face*

There, that should do the trick

 

[asian_princess]

A Caddlebear?? I haven't the faintest idea what you're on about, you feeling o.k

Obviously one burst eardrum isn't enough

* Sticks the sharpy end of the poker up Booger's left nostril, puts my mouth next to Booger's good ear*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Booger, Booger, BOOOOOOOOOOO.....gey...Yuck

*Wipes the bogey poker on AppyBear's face*

There, that should do the trick

*blinks and snatches the poker and pokes Empressabear up the nose with it*

Now your boogeys and Booger's boogeys are mixed on the poker.
They're gonna make baaaaaaaaaabies.

*leans in to yell in Booger's good ear*

Hear that Booger...?

Booger babies.
They're gonna call you Booger Dada.

*turns to Essa* Hello Boogerbabymama

 

[Essa]

*blinks and snatches the poker and pokes Empressabear up the nose with it*

Now your boogeys and Booger's boogeys are mixed on the poker.
They're gonna make baaaaaaaaaabies.

*leans in to yell in Booger's good ear*

Hear that Booger...?

Booger babies.
They're gonna call you Booger Dada.

*turns to Essa* Hello Boogerbabymama

*Ouch, wipes nose on back of hand, has a quick taste* Mmmm what a scrummy mixture

*Opens Booger's eye with a match*

Wake up Boogerdada, your boogerbabies need ya

*Eats nine packets of Jaffa cakes smothered in mayo*

*Holds out hand* Pleased to meet you BoogerbabyAuntie

 

[Lady Reiha]

okay i need some explanations here.



where is Caddlebear girls????

 

[asian_princess]

okay i need some explanations here.



where is Caddlebear girls????

Who is this "caddlebear" you speak of?!

We only know of a Booger!

We call him Booger, because a Booger is what he is.

*hugglebums reirei and feeds her a chronie shaped marshmallow*

see? totally east to understand

*hands ReiRei a sherbet poker stick*

You wanna try to wake him too?

 

[Lady Reiha]

Who is this "caddlebear" you speak of?!

We only know of a Booger!

We call him Booger, because a Booger is what he is.

*hugglebums reirei and feeds her a chronie shaped marshmallow*

see? totally east to understand

*hands ReiRei a sherbet poker stick*

You wanna try to wake him too?

YES PWEEEEEESE!

 

[Lady Reiha]

Mwuhahahahahaha >: )


And so it is
That the hours and days are
Passed.
Walking, pondering, loving
The furs upon his face.
So that whence this moment
Is gone.
The line of his fart
Forever, my finger will trace.
I hope not.


Caddlebear