Caddlebear's Beary Fun Thread

[mattdchef]

*bounce bounce bounce*

wait

I'm not a kangaroo.
I AM a bear though.

*peers at the joey that climbed out of the pouch*

are YOU a bear???

You need a bear test.

*pokes you in a da bewwy*

I send these off Caddlebear to get the results.

we can sit here thinking bear thoughts until we get them back

giggles like the pillsbury dough boy....
oh i do hope i am a bear too!!!

 

[Cadoras]

riding in the kangaroo's pouch...
climbing out
waves hewwo

The Kangaroo?

I had no idea they were so endangered!

*Starts a save the Kangaroo fund!*

*Sets up search parties to find a second Kangaroo*

Go Minty! Locate some Kangaroos for us!

Erm, you wanna be a bear Matt? Let me think of a suitably beary name while we search for the Kangaroos!

 

[asian_princess]

The Kangaroo?

I had no idea they were so endangered!

*Starts a save the Kangaroo fund!*

*Sets up search parties to find a second Kangaroo*

Go Minty! Locate some Kangaroos for us!

Erm, you wanna be a bear Matt? Let me think of a suitably beary name while we search for the Kangaroos!

*bounces in on my pogo stick*

Caddlebear!
Dis is super fun!

Get on!
No, really, get on!

Mayhaps APplebear was wrong to have named you Caddlebear (though it was infinitely better that Caddlywinnikins).

I dunno if i wanna be a bear anymore!

*waves name changing wand*

I now dub thee: CaddleRoo!!!

Lets celebrate by hopping around madly!

*bounce bounce bounce plop*

Ow

*rubs sore Roo rump*

*gets up and grumbles and rewaves wand*

Fine.
Bear is it

 

[Cadoras]

*bounces in on my pogo stick*

Caddlebear!
Dis is super fun!

Get on!
No, really, get on!

Mayhaps APplebear was wrong to have named you Caddlebear (though it was infinitely better that Caddlywinnikins).

I dunno if i wanna be a bear anymore!

*waves name changing wand*

I now dub thee: CaddleRoo!!!

Lets celebrate by hopping around madly!

*bounce bounce bounce plop*

Ow

*rubs sore Roo rump*

*gets up and grumbles and rewaves wand*

Fine.
Bear is it

Poor APplebear!

*Huggles APplebear!*

Dis is ezacly what happens when bears bounce around on pogo sticks and pretend to be roos!

I saws it in a safety video! It was called "Captain Bear bounces around on a pogo stick then falls down" You should of watchded it!

*Gwares at APplebear*

 

[asian_princess]

Poor APplebear!

Dis is ezacly what happens when bears bounce around on pogo sticks and pretend to be roos! I saws it in a safety video! It was called "Captain Bear bounces around on a pogo stick then falls down" You should of watchded it! *Gwares at APplebear*

*pokes Caddlebear's gwaring eyes with the pogo stick*

APplebear COULDN"T!!

Cos SOMEBODY didn't return the video on time to the STORE!

Now i have a beary bwuised bear bum and it's all your fault.

*sniff and continues to wub bottom*

i pwacticawwy have free bear bum cheeks now.

might as well call me freakdlebear.

*sucks on thumb*

*looks down at hairy paw*

*coughs up hairball*

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Roos don't have hairy thumbs!! AND they can carry white chocolate phallically shaped on sale easter wabbits in their pouches!!!

I's having an identity crisis!!!!

*lies down on the shrink's couch ... and falls asleep*

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

APpy!!! Caddles!!! Beary good to see everyone!!!!

Have missed being here! How is everyone???


Hoping everyone has a great Sunday!!

Huggles!​

 

[VampireD]

G'day Mr. CadBeary! how you been? long time man I know.. but yea I'll be poking my head in more now than I use too.. so whats up?

 

[Cadoras]

*pokes Caddlebear's gwaring eyes with the pogo stick*

APplebear COULDN"T!!

Cos SOMEBODY didn't return the video on time to the STORE!

Now i have a beary bwuised bear bum and it's all your fault.

*sniff and continues to wub bottom*

i pwacticawwy have free bear bum cheeks now.

might as well call me freakdlebear.

*sucks on thumb*

*looks down at hairy paw*

*coughs up hairball*

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Roos don't have hairy thumbs!! AND they can carry white chocolate phallically shaped on sale easter wabbits in their pouches!!!

I's having an identity crisis!!!!

*lies down on the shrink's couch ... and falls asleep*

Ow! That's mean! *Rubs poor eyes*

Ums..... APplebear? Aren't you the one that rented that and didn't return it? I swear it was you!

So it's not Caddlebear's fault! He is innocent! *Nodulates*

*Cheers for freakdlebear!*

Bears don't suck their thumbs! Silly APplebear! *Huggles APplebear!* And roo thumbs can't reach their mouths!

Heck! Roos can't even pick up the on sale white chocolate phalically shaped easter things! Poor roos.... Be a bear!

*Huggleses!*

 

[Cadoras]

APpy!!! Caddles!!! Beary good to see everyone!!!!

Have missed being here! How is everyone???


Hoping everyone has a great Sunday!!

Huggles!​

Yay! It's Sasslebear! *Huggleses Sasslebeary!*

Hewwos there Miss Sasslebeary!

I is goodles! How are you Sassleness? Been having lots of beary funs?

*Tickles Sassles!*

Hope you had a wunderbear weekend!

 

[Cadoras]

G'day Mr. CadBeary! how you been? long time man I know.. but yea I'll be poking my head in more now than I use too.. so whats up?

*Waveles to VampireD*

Hey there!

It's okays! I mean people do tend to get very busy! *Nods*

Been keeping out of trouble?

Nothing exciting is up with me! Just hanging around..... Oh well!

I'll catch ya soons!

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Good morning, Caddliebear!!!!

Thank you for the huggles and ticklies!

I have had a great week because I got a new car!!

YAYSIES!!!

Havent seen you much, but have seen Miz APpy jumping all over the place! Wish I had her energy!!!

Toddling off to bed!

Huggles to you!​

 

[Cadoras]

Good morning, Caddliebear!!!!

Thank you for the huggles and ticklies!

I have had a great week because I got a new car!!

YAYSIES!!!

Havent seen you much, but have seen Miz APpy jumping all over the place! Wish I had her energy!!!

Toddling off to bed!

Huggles to you!​

*More hugglesness for Sasslebeary!*

Yay! You're welcome and stuffs! I love giving huggles and tickles!

Double super Yays for your new car! Yayses!

Oh, she's always jumping around.... It's that pogo stick of hers! Makes jumping easy! But she falls off and gets all saddles!

Night Sassles! *Special bedtime huggles!*

 

[asian_princess]

Ow! That's mean! *Rubs poor eyes*

Ums..... APplebear? Aren't you the one that rented that and didn't return it? I swear it was you!

So it's not Caddlebear's fault! He is innocent! *Nodulates*

*Cheers for freakdlebear!*

Bears don't suck their thumbs! Silly APplebear! *Huggles APplebear!* And roo thumbs can't reach their mouths!

Heck! Roos can't even pick up the on sale white chocolate phalically shaped easter things! Poor roos.... Be a bear!

*Huggleses!*

*puts special unpokingpainness drops in Caddlebear's eyes*

Nuh uhhhhhhh!
If I'd rented it, I woulda seen it!!

Then i wouldnt be burdened with this pesky third butt cheek now!!

*plonks the cheering for freakdlebear caddlebear with a rubber pompom*

Roos can SO suck their thumbs!
It's COWS who cant!

...

Poor minty.
Should I give her my frozen cow foot so she can suck on it while she's out looking for mistermatty's Kangaroos??


Fine.

Guess I'll be a bear.
Since you started a fread and everything.

Do i get a tshirt??

Make sure it can fit over my bear head puhlease, i don't want to dismantle it again, it still feel a little weird since you didnt put it back on properly for me last time!

 

[Cadoras]

*puts special unpokingpainness drops in Caddlebear's eyes*

Nuh uhhhhhhh!
If I'd rented it, I woulda seen it!!

Then i wouldnt be burdened with this pesky third butt cheek now!!

*plonks the cheering for freakdlebear caddlebear with a rubber pompom*

Roos can SO suck their thumbs!
It's COWS who cant!

...

Poor minty.
Should I give her my frozen cow foot so she can suck on it while she's out looking for mistermatty's Kangaroos??


Fine.

Guess I'll be a bear.
Since you started a fread and everything.

Do i get a tshirt??

Make sure it can fit over my bear head puhlease, i don't want to dismantle it again, it still feel a little weird since you didnt put it back on properly for me last time!

Does that mean you're going to poke my eyes again? *Glances around nervously*

Suuuuuuuuure! You didn't watch it on purpose! Then you losted it! It's with your keys.... *Nodulates!*

Hey! No plonking Caddlebear! He's been plonked too much! Poor Caddlebear

Roos can't suck thumbs! They have tiny little paws! *Points at a random picture of a Kangaroo!*

Oh, I think cows prefer to chew grass.... And herbs! Like mint! Yay for Minty and her Mintyness!

Yay! You can be a bear and have this super goodles fitting shirt! *Huggles APplebear!* It even has a bear family portrait on it!

 

[Cadoras]

giggles like the pillsbury dough boy....
oh i do hope i am a bear too!!!

Yeps! You are hereby declared to be CordonBear! *Nods*

 

[mattdchef]

Yeps! You are hereby declared to be CordonBear! *Nods*

wooooo hooooo!!!! i am a bear!!!!
gets in one of the roos and bounce bounce bounces around!!!!

thank you mr caddlebear!

*waves bye as i hop out of the room!*

 

[Cadoras]

wooooo hooooo!!!! i am a bear!!!!
gets in one of the roos and bounce bounce bounces around!!!!

thank you mr caddlebear!

*waves bye as i hop out of the room!*

*Waves to CordonBear*

Um, have funs!

Yay!

 

[mattdchef]

*Waves to CordonBear*

Um, have funs!

Yay!

this is beary fun!!!

 

[asian_princess]

*plods in Bearily*

*points at Caddlebear*

YOU.

*points at Cordonbear*

and YOU.

Siwwy bears da both of you.

Don't make me knock your heads togever.

*gives you both super applebear huggles and sneakily ties your leg paws togever wiv a chain of licorice sticks*

Teehee! You's stuck like dat for a whole day

*turns on da chicken dance music*

DANCE bears! DANCE!!!!

*dances around the two mute stationary bears giggling*

 

[Cadoras]

*plods in Bearily*

*points at Caddlebear*

YOU.

*points at Cordonbear*

and YOU.

Siwwy bears da both of you.

Don't make me knock your heads togever.

*gives you both super applebear huggles and sneakily ties your leg paws togever wiv a chain of licorice sticks*

Teehee! You's stuck like dat for a whole day

*turns on da chicken dance music*

DANCE bears! DANCE!!!!

*dances around the two mute stationary bears giggling*

We are not siwwy! I wesent that! *Gwares angwily*

He's the siwwy one! *Points at CordonBear!* Cawazy!

Urghs.... I don't like being tied up wiv licorice... It's stwange! *Dances anyway* Yay for dancing!

*Huggles APplebear!*

 

[mattdchef]

We are not siwwy! I wesent that! *Gwares angwily*

He's the siwwy one! *Points at CordonBear!* Cawazy!

Urghs.... I don't like being tied up wiv licorice... It's stwange! *Dances anyway* Yay for dancing!

*Huggles APplebear!*

how did you know i was cwazy????

but i takes my wifium daily and i's all beddah

 

[asian_princess]

how did you know i was cwazy????

but i takes my wifium daily and i's all beddah

perhaps you should share with Caddlebear

and ahem.

where da dancing, Cordonbear?!!

 

[mattdchef]

perhaps you should share with Caddlebear

and ahem.

where da dancing, Cordonbear?!!

giggles

i's dancin awound

i love the chicken dance song

caddlebear wants wifium??? shhh we tell him its white chocolate

shhhhhh....goes back to dancin

 

[asian_princess]

giggles

i's dancin awound

i love the chicken dance song

caddlebear wants wifium??? shhh we tell him its white chocolate

shhhhhh....goes back to dancin

*scrutinises Cordonbear's and Caddlebear's dancing*

wow.
dems super good wing action!

*giggles*
and no, maybe Caddlebear doesn't want Wifium as much as APplebear finks he should have some...

*spinkles it on a MilkyBar bar and leaves it on da table*

Yumyum!!

*dances wiv da bears for awhile*

Phew... I's tired.

*sits down and sees the chocolate on the table*

oh yummmy!

*eats the bar*

uh ohs...

Cordonbear..i feel weird...

*gwares at caddlebear*

tis all your fault!

 

[Cadoras]

how did you know i was cwazy????

but i takes my wifium daily and i's all beddah

It was just a guess! Honest!

Yay for wifiumness!

*Cheers!*