Caddlebear's Beary Fun Thread

[Cadoras]

oh??

*huggles the gwarey Caddlebear*

Nutty bears tend to ... let.. infomormation..accidently...sliiiiiiiiiiippppppp!

I have three words for you....

But I'm polite and don't want to die... So I won't say them!

*Starts humming a national anthem*

Hewwos!

 

[Cadoras]

no take backs!!

"Yahoo Caddlebeariness: I want some sherbet..."

*nods*

we shall get you some...*huggles*

dont you worry Caddlebear... *smiles benignly*

Caddlebear is allergic to sherbet....

He just remembered....

*Points at medic alert bracelet*

Look! Caddlebear will die if he gets too close to sherbet!

Poor Caddlebear!

*Mourns Caddlebear*

 

[asian_princess]

I have three words for you....

But I'm polite and don't want to die... So I won't say them!

*Starts humming a national anthem*

Hewwos!

*gasp*

*plonks Caddlebear with his own meanness*

i am not of ze frrrenchiness!

MEANIE!!

you vill pay!!

*goes off to find a link*

 

[Cadoras]

I like getting poor not so innocent Caddlebears into trouble

*looks under APpys skirt* pulls Caddlebear out

I am innocent! And it's not my fault you insist on throwing skirts at Caddlebear....

Caddlebear is not a ring toss!

You do not get bonus points for getting a skirt on Caddlebear's head!

*Nods*

Bad!

*Huggles BearEssantials*

 

[asian_princess]

Caddlebear is allergic to sherbet....

He just remembered....

*Points at medic alert bracelet*

Look! Caddlebear will die if he gets too close to sherbet!

Poor Caddlebear!

*Mourns Caddlebear*

Awww...
of course we won't make you eat Sherbet then Caddlebear...

Can i see the bracelet?

Awww..so pretty... *rips it off*

HEY!!

*licks it tentatively*

HEY!!!

This things is MADE of SHERBET!!

Caddlebear is super sneaky!!

Double sherbet serving for YOU!

 

[Cadoras]

*gasp*

*plonks Caddlebear with his own meanness*

i am not of ze frrrenchiness!

MEANIE!!

you vill pay!!

*goes off to find a link*

Ow!

Hey, no fair!

There were two other words though.....

*Huggles APplebear and wuns away!*

 

[Essa]

I am innocent! And it's not my fault you insist on throwing skirts at Caddlebear....

Caddlebear is not a ring toss!

You do not get bonus points for getting a skirt on Caddlebear's head!

*Nods*

Bad!

*Huggles BearEssantials*

Why can't I get bonus points for getting a skirt on your head

Mean, mean, Caddlebear

*Sits in the corner and cries...very, very loudly*

 

[Cadoras]

Awww...
of course we won't make you eat Sherbet then Caddlebear...

Can i see the bracelet?

Awww..so pretty... *rips it off*

HEY!!

*licks it tentatively*

HEY!!!

This things is MADE of SHERBET!!

Caddlebear is super sneaky!!

Double sherbet serving for YOU!

No!

You misunderstand!

That bracelet is made from artificial sherbet substitute....

*Nodulates*

It's there to fool the real sherbet into thinking I already have sherbet... So I can be safe!

 

[Cadoras]

Why can't I get bonus points for getting a skirt on your head

Mean, mean, Caddlebear

*Sits in the corner and cries...very, very loudly*

You don't need bonus points!

*Looks at your score*

You're already so far ahead of everyone else! No one can ever catch up....

*Sighs*

But, okay... One bonus point for you

 

[Essa]

You don't need bonus points!

*Looks at your score*

You're already so far ahead of everyone else! No one can ever catch up....

*Sighs*

But, okay... One bonus point for you

My score is rather impressive isn't it?

But I want more!!

Aww a whole point *meanie*

 

[Morrigu]

Oh, lookie what I's founded!

*Jumps around pointing!*

It's a bear name!

*Noddles*

Rigubearo!

Wow you found one for me, a beary name all of my own.

Are there any special care instructions, like don't tumble-dry or anything?

*huggles and snuggles and kisses Caddlebear*

 

[Cadoras]

My score is rather impressive isn't it?

But I want more!!

Aww a whole point *meanie*

Of course your score is impressive!

Infact... Your score has gotten to be so good.... That we had to change the whole scoring system.... The standard amount of points awarded is now only 0.000000000001...

Just think of the value of that one point!

*Huggles the high scoring Essa!*

 

[Cadoras]

Wow you found one for me, a beary name all of my own.

Are there any special care instructions, like don't tumble-dry or anything?

*huggles and snuggles and kisses Caddlebear*

*Huggleses Rigubearo!*

Special instructions? You didn't get a little tag attached to yours?

*Sighs*

Are you sure?

*Hands you an instruction manual*

This might help, no guarantees though! I haven't actually read it....

 

[Essa]

Of course your score is impressive!

Infact... Your score has gotten to be so good.... That we had to change the whole scoring system.... The standard amount of points awarded is now only 0.000000000001...

Just think of the value of that one point!

*Huggles the high scoring Essa!*

Awww you're the best Caddlebear in the whole wide world

It will only be me awarded the one point won't it?

I can't be beaten in points...ever

*Huggles the one point giving Caddlebear*

 

[Cadoras]

Awww you're the best Caddlebear in the whole wide world

It will only be me awarded the one point won't it?

I can't be beaten in points...ever

*Huggles the one point giving Caddlebear*

I could've sworn I was the only one.... Hmmmmmms!

Oh well! Best is best!

Of course you're the only one getting a point! I'm not made of points you know!

*Hugest huggles for the BearEssantials!*

 

[Morrigu]

*Huggleses Rigubearo!*

Special instructions? You didn't get a little tag attached to yours?

*Sighs*

Are you sure?

*Hands you an instruction manual*

This might help, no guarantees though! I haven't actually read it....

Cool. I'll sit in the corner and read right through this. *huggles you*

 

[Essa]

I could've sworn I was the only one.... Hmmmmmms!

Oh well! Best is best!

Of course you're the only one getting a point! I'm not made of points you know!

*Hugest huggles for the BearEssantials!*

That's what I meant, the best one in the whole wide world, the others are just cheap imitations

Aww stupendous huggles for the kindly Caddlebear*

 

[Cadoras]

Cool. I'll sit in the corner and read right through this. *huggles you*

Are you sure? It's awfully long!

*Gets worried*

Actually.... I'll take that back!

*Steals the book before she figures out it's not actually an instruction manual*

Oh, look!

*Pins a tag on Rigubearo's name, ink still wet*

 

[Morrigu]

Are you sure? It's awfully long!

*Gets worried*

Actually.... I'll take that back!

*Steals the book before she figures out it's not actually an instruction manual*

Oh, look!

*Pins a tag on Rigubearo's name, ink still wet*

Caddlebear, did that book have pictures in it? Let me see................

*distracted by tag* Oh wow now I can look after it properly.

You are sweet. *huggles you*

 

[Cadoras]

That's what I meant, the best one in the whole wide world, the others are just cheap imitations

Aww stupendous huggles for the kindly Caddlebear*

*Eyes BearEssantials suspiciously*

How many of these Caddlebears did you buy?

I'm onto you!

*Huggles the shifty Essa*

 

[Essa]

*Eyes BearEssantials suspiciously*

How many of these Caddlebears did you buy?

I'm onto you!

*Huggles the shifty Essa*

*Hides the Caddlebears receipts behind my back*

Erm...none, I'm shocked you even suggested such a dreadful thing

Looks like this is a good time to escape and pretend to make dinner

*huggles the bestest Caddlebear*

Have fun

 

[Cadoras]

Caddlebear, did that book have pictures in it? Let me see................

*distracted by tag* Oh wow now I can look after it properly.

You are sweet. *huggles you*

*Shakes head*

No pictures here! Just a very boring book....

Yay for nametags!

*Huggles Rigubearo!*

And don't worry, they practically look after themselves!

 

[Morrigu]

*Shakes head*

No pictures here! Just a very boring book....

Yay for nametags!

*Huggles Rigubearo!*

And don't worry, they practically look after themselves!

Cool. I'll practice bouncing in it...................I can do that right?

 

[Cadoras]

*Hides the Caddlebears receipts behind my back*

Erm...none, I'm shocked you even suggested such a dreadful thing

Looks like this is a good time to escape and pretend to make dinner

*huggles the bestest Caddlebear*

Have fun

Really?

*Looks behind your back*

You paid that much for imitation Caddlebears?

*Gives BearEssantials a super huge Caddlebear huggle!*

I'm sowwy!

Have fun burning dinner!

*Huggles BearEssantials some more*

 

[Cadoras]

Cool. I'll practice bouncing in it...................I can do that right?

Erm.... I don't see why not.... Though, you may want to wait until the ink dries on that tag?

Cos, ink can be messy! *Nods*

Apart from that, names are generally very sturdy...