By Popular Demand

[Jenny_Jackson]

Ok, I've been asked by a number of people to let poor Harry Dick and his Cock get laid. In the latest (as yet incomplete) story, he does.

A short clip -

“Yeah, that's me,” Harry boasted, puffing out his chest. “Greatest cock in New York.” Harry smiled his usual leer.

“Mr. Dick do you think you could show me how really good you are?” Brenda batted her eye lashes.

“Boioioioioioioioioionnnnggg!” shouted Harry's Cock in mock exaggeration.

“Umm. Sure. Of course,” Harry stammered, hardly believing his luck. “Just crawl up on my desk and drop your drawers.”

Harry's Cock ripped and tore at Harry's fly trying to escape.

“Come here, Big Boy,” Brenda cooed. She was, of course, only playing out a part written for her. In other stories she had been a garbage man named Tony, a cab driver name Muhammad and a well-known, disease-ridden hooker who went by a number of different names. This, however, was her first “starring role” and she intended to make the best of it.

Harry loosened his belt and unzipped his fly. Harry's Cock screamed, “Come and get it, baby.” Harry, on the other hand, tried to be suave and sophisticated by tearing Brenda's blouse open and latching on to her left tit with an unbreakable lip lock.

I still say getting laid ain't funny. Not getting laid is.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Jenny

Harry Dick is a bit like Superman. If he gets laid it's a bit like Clark getting his todger up Ms Lane's aperture.

All tension is gone.

Keep the soap opera alive for a few more contests, at least. Have you tried Harry meets Scouries?

 

[mjl2010]

All righty then... Another Harry Dick story by Jenny.

I'm patiently waiting Jenny. Do hurry.



MJL

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, there's gonna be a hitch, I know it. Harry can't just get laid without repercussions.

There's something else going on . . . .

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

It won't be long. The story is quite a bit longer than the other Harry Dick mysteries. But it will be up in a few days (Assuming it doesn't get rejected).

 

[lloyd_5]

Jenny J

I don't want to be rude, but I think you are making a big mistake (unless you want to kill him off).

Harry has to remain unconsummated for the series to keep its tension. Please, please, don't let him get his leg over.

 

[mjl2010]

Jenny J

I don't want to be rude, but I think you are making a big mistake (unless you want to kill him off).

Harry has to remain unconsummated for the series to keep its tension. Please, please, don't let him get his leg over.

I wanna see the poor bastard get laid! C'mon Lloyd!

MJL

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Ok... I am the one who said, "Getting laid isn't funny. Not getting laid but almost getting it, is funny."

I admit I may be wrong in this particular instance. However, guys, Harry getting laid really isn't what the story is about. It's about Harry and his Cock taking on and conquoring the genuine evils of this world.

 

[mjl2010]

However, guys, Harry getting laid really isn't what the story is about. It's about Harry and his Cock taking on and conquoring the genuine evils of this world.

Yeah but... I can't help but root for poor Harry's to be grinning like the bouncing banana it is.

Just havin fun Jenny....



MJL