By Invitation Only

[Dillinger]

OK... where are you all? I did say, 9pm EST... lets get started already.

 

[lilminx]

Well, I wasn't invited, so.... I'm not here.

 

[cymbidia]

I'm here, Dill, and all dressed up for the occasion.

I thought about you today, btw, when i wrote a $350 check to the apprasier with the pen i won in the "Who's Gnufi" contest last year.

It's a damn cool pen.
Laurel and Manu ought to give us all one when we reach the 5,000 post level, don't you think?

 

[Dillinger]

lilminx finally - there you are... come on in...

cym baby! 'bout fucking time! Did you bring what I asked? (way cool - I should have invited Gnufi to join us. You should talk to Laurel about getting one of those Life Sized Gnufi Dildos she's been hoarding for herself.)

 

[Debbie]

Did you send my invitation by snail mail again?

 

[April]

Invitation? Oh dear. Mine seems to have been lost.

*backing out of thread*

 

[lavender]

 

[juicylips]

*Cough* *Cough*

Can I crash this party???


Or

You gonna pick me up and throw me out?


Cassidy,
who missed you

 

[Dillinger]

debbiexxx and April - stop messing around. You both know very well that we can't get this thing done without you... so stop trying to get out of it... you've got "sponsibilities" you know!

 

[cymbidia]

Lube for the women, and condoms for men
Dental dams -present- though they won't get used
Brown paper packages tied up with string...

Heh.
A song.


Uh, i have the canapes, Dill.
Where do you want them?

 

[Dillinger]

lavendar... dear - has it been so long that you can't recognize my handwritting anymore? Good that you made it - you've got an important part to play.

juicylips - crash? Stop fooling around. You know you got an invite... though picking you up might still be fun.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

*stares in the window*

 

[April]

Uh, i have the canapes, Dill.
Where do you want them?

 

[Dillinger]

canapes? Damn - there goes my diet... ok, put them over on the table between the jello and to bowl of yo yos.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: Uh, i have the canapes, Dill.

If it's some of those little garlic cheese-toast thingies you can plop them right here in front of me!

BTW there's a Fly on the windowsill...should I let it in?

 

[Dillinger]

get in here fly... and bring the box with you.

 

[Dillinger]

cym - you better get the wrap off those canapes and feed april - she looks hungry.

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Yes, Blushing Rose - please do - maybe help fly with that box, its got to be exceptionally heavy, you know...

 

[lilminx]

So what's going on in here, and what part do I play?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

*comes in with the box....*

Damn... what's in this thing?

 

[lavender]

 

[lilminx]

Oooh, sounds like lots of fun, Lavy. Which one of us gets to use the strapon?

 

[estevie]

The goon at the door said my invite was a forgery but it's not I tell ya...I got my invite just like everyone else...it's the truth I tell ya! See? Ohhh, canapes!

 

[Dillinger]

Uh lavy - you couldn't have forgotten? Jeez... I'll get the bucket of cold water...

lilminx - now now, don't play shy... oh, and go stand next to lavy