Buying clothes for the wife

[BlackSnake]

This is one of the most dangerous things I've attempted in our relationship; buy clothes for my wife.

There isn't very much that my wife can put on that I don't find sexy, but I noticed that she doesn't wear very many dresses. She has few, but she usually wear hip hugger pants, shorts and skirts. All mouth watering.

I was at the Mall without her, called her up on the cell and told her that I was going to buy her a few dress. Now, when we shop together she picks out things that make me want to get busy with her right their in the store.

I wanted to try something, just a bit more conservative, although very sexy to me. Yep, sweating bullets...I don't want to send a message to her that I don't like what she wears.

I bought 10 dresses that are made with thin free flowing material. 6 of them are above the knee. She is very active and I don't want a dress to get in the way of her movement. 2 are calf length and 2 are full length...more dressy type. I also bought shoes. 4 pair of 3 inch heeled sandles, 3 pair of sling-back sandles, and 2 pair of sling-back pumps.

Initial reaction, she loved them and screwed me very well on the spot. Now the real test is to see if she will actually wear them.

Ladies and gentlemen, how much trouble do you believe I've caused?

 

[Lisa Denton]

This is one of the most dangerous things I've attempted in our relationship; buy clothes for my wife.

There isn't very much that my wife can put on that I don't find sexy, but I noticed that she doesn't wear very many dresses. She has few, but she usually wear hip hugger pants, shorts and skirts. All mouth watering.

I was at the Mall without her, called her up on the cell and told her that I was going to buy her a few dress. Now, when we shop together she picks out things that make me want to get busy with her right their in the store.

I wanted to try something, just a bit more conservative, although very sexy to me. Yep, sweating bullets...I don't want to send a message to her that I don't like what she wears.

I bought 10 dresses that are made with thin free flowing material. 6 of them are above the knee. She is very active and I don't want a dress to get in the way of her movement. 2 are calf length and 2 are full length...more dressy type. I also bought shoes. 4 pair of 3 inch heeled sandles, 3 pair of sling-back sandles, and 2 pair of sling-back pumps.

Initial reaction, she loved them and screwed me very well on the spot. Now the real test is to see if she will actually wear them.

Ladies and gentlemen, how much trouble do you believe I've caused?

Your o.k. now. But just in case she screwed you on the spot because - a. you thought of her -- or b. because you spent money on her - but she wouldn't wear that crap out in public. Don't ask her to wear those dresses unless your heading for a big night in the bedroom. Then your safe, and screwed.

 

[Guest]

I love my husband,

but I need to buy my own clothes.

And especially my shoes!!!

(I usually try on 17 things before I choose one. If my husband bought me clothes I'd probably wind up returning or exchanging the lot.)


But BlackSnake, that was a very sweet of you, and I'm glad she appreciated your efforts.

(and screwed you very well)

 

[rgraham666]

NOOOOOOOO!

Sorry, PTSD flashback there.

I will never, never, (never, never, never, never) buy clothes for a sigificant other ever again.

She gets a gift certificate or a credit card.

I would rather have patrol duty in Falluja than try to buy clothes for someone other than myself.

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Re: Buying clothes for the wife

... - but she wouldn't wear that crap out in public. Don't ask her to wear those dresses unless your heading for a big night in the bedroom. Then your safe, and screwed.



...I usually try on 17 things before I choose one.

I took a list with me, and they fit the way I thought they would. She usually buys what she wants...I don't ever have to say anything to her about that, because she uses good judgement as far as cost.

If she wears anything I bought, then at least I'm not too far off the mark. It won't count if she put something on when I take her out, because it could be just to make me happy. But if she wear one of the outfits in a situation where I'm not involved, then I could say that she likes it.

She's really not wearing much right now, so I have no progress to report.

 

[BlackSnake]

NOOOOOOOO!

Sorry, PTSD flashback there.

I will never, never, (never, never, never, never) buy clothes for a sigificant other ever again.

She gets a gift certificate or a credit card.

I would rather have patrol duty in Falluja than try to buy clothes for someone other than myself.

My buddy down the street just laughed and shook his head. He asked my why I wanted to start trouble when I seem to have none.

 

[Randi Grail]

My buddy down the street just laughed and shoot his head.

I'm sick I know, but i haven't laughed that much about a typo in quite some time. Thanks, buddy.

My opinion: You spent a great deal of time and money doing something for the missus to show that you love her. She obviously got the message and appriciated the effort. If she ever wears it or not is beside the question. You already won.

 

[BlackSnake]

I'm sick I know, but i haven't laughed that much about a typo in quite some time. Thanks, buddy.

My opinion: You spent a great deal of time and money doing something for the missus to show that you love her. She obviously got the message and appriciated the effort. If she ever wears it or not is beside the question. You already won.

I would like to buy her something nice to wear and know that I have the taste to get it right.

I spend a lot of time doing other things, like being here, writing, do my new site, doing work for others, meeting new erotic friends, and working. I want to be sure that the things I do for her is done well.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If that dress is an example of what you bought for her, I'd say you've got great taste.

 

[curious2c]

One time...one time only I bought my wife a dress that I thought she would look great in. I gave it to her as part of an anniversary gift. She was so happy when she opened the package...then she left to go to our bedroom to try it on.

You know when you size your wife's dress size in a dress store by telling the clerk that she is a little bit chestier than the clerk...and maybe a tad bit shorter...and so on and so forth...it does not translate well.

When she came out she was quiet and had put the dress back in the box it came in.

"Take it back. I wrote my size on the slip of paper in the box. Don't ever buy me a dress again either. Or any clothes. Matter of fact, leave the clothes off your list of things you can buy me...ever."

I was stunned. I saw tears in her eyes. I knew I had messed up somehow. Taking the dress back in to return I got the right size for her. I discovered that between my description and the clerks idea of what I was trying to describe...her dress was three sizes to...large.

I felt pretty low...no...real low. From that day on I have never bought my wife anything that requires a size. What she had thought of me with that dress I never have found out...only that she had been quite hurt. Perhaps if I had known her sizes beforehand I could have avoided the whole sordid mess...*sigh* hindsight is twenty-twenty isn't it?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Re: Re: Re: Buying clothes for the wife

I took a list with me, and they fit the way I thought they would. She usually buys what she wants...I don't ever have to say anything to her about that, because she uses good judgement as far as cost.

If she wears anything I bought, then at least I'm not too far off the mark. It won't count if she put something on when I take her out, because it could be just to make me happy. But if she wear one of the outfits in a situation where I'm not involved, then I could say that she likes it.

She's really not wearing much right now, so I have no progress to report.

If she's not wearing much right now your still makin lots of progress, all good. Lots of girls buy me clothes hoping I'll take them off. I only take off what I REALLY like.

 

[BlackSnake]

If that dress is an example of what you bought for her, I'd say you've got great taste.

Thank you sweetie, I spent my entire life looking at women. Somethings work for some women, but not all. I like the strapless number, because it shows off her neck and shoulders. It also shows off her narrow waist and wide hips. In the back, you can't tell if she is wearing a thong or if she is nude. The one I got for her is yellow and has elastic under the bustline so she can go bra-less. Real easy access for a quicky while we are out.

I'm really hoping that she will wear that one. Well, all of them really.

 

[BlackSnake]

One time...one time only I bought my wife a dress that I thought she would look great in. I gave it to her as part of an anniversary gift. She was so happy when she opened the package...then she left to go to our bedroom to try it on.

You know when you size your wife's dress size in a dress store by telling the clerk that she is a little bit chestier than the clerk...and maybe a tad bit shorter...and so on and so forth...it does not translate well.

When she came out she was quiet and had put the dress back in the box it came in.

"Take it back. I wrote my size on the slip of paper in the box. Don't ever buy me a dress again either. Or any clothes. Matter of fact, leave the clothes off your list of things you can buy me...ever."

I was stunned. I saw tears in her eyes. I knew I had messed up somehow. Taking the dress back in to return I got the right size for her. I discovered that between my description and the clerks idea of what I was trying to describe...her dress was three sizes to...large.

I felt pretty low...no...real low. From that day on I have never bought my wife anything that requires a size. What she had thought of me with that dress I never have found out...only that she had been quite hurt. Perhaps if I had known her sizes beforehand I could have avoided the whole sordid mess...*sigh* hindsight is twenty-twenty isn't it?

The one thing I've learning in my years is that in spite of what you may hear women say, size does matter.

If you took a look at her closet you may find different sizes. I took care with this. The same goes for shoes. Different size clothes fit differently. I wasn't fooled by that. What might fit her waist may not fit her hips. Manufactorers make common sized clothes. My wife is not a common size. I didn't buy anything that would look like it would have to be painted on.

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Buying clothes for the wife

If she's not wearing much right now your still makin lots of progress, all good. Lots of girls buy me clothes hoping I'll take them off. I only take off what I REALLY like.

Sounds reasonable to me, but if your AV was a picture of her we would be looking at the "I" shaved shape of her pubic hair. I'm lustful extreme and she feeds me.

Not having on anything, only means that she is not planning on going out the house.

 

[BlackSnake]

Blam! One definately down.

The knee length number was a hit. She wore it to visit her family friends. She also wore the black thong slip ons with the 3 1/2 inch heel.

She got lots of good comments from their friends.

So, if the friends like what she has on then she will. Is that it?

 

[kinky shy girl]

I'm not married, but I tolerate it when my SO buys clothes for me. So far it has been a 50/50 deal...I either like it or it's buried in the back of the closet somewhere.

I think the gesture is sweet, but if he wants to buy me something, I'd rather that we go shopping together.