Buying a whore, need help

[Guest]

Condoms: check x
$300: check x
Hundcuffs: check x

I'm in New York right now. My price range is from $5 to $300. Where should I go to get the best value for money?

Thanks in advance.

 

[Problem Child]

Condoms: check x
$300: check x
Hundcuffs: check x

I'm in New York right now. My price range is from $5 to $300. Where should I go to get the best value for money?

Thanks in advance.

If you're really planning on getting some use out of those hundcuffs, I'd try the animal shelter.

good luck.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Just get a nice silk sock instead. You won't know the difference anyways.

 

[chromefreak]

Condoms: check x
$300: check x
Hundcuffs: check x

I'm in New York right now. My price range is from $5 to $300. Where should I go to get the best value for money?

Thanks in advance.

What are you going to do with a hooker and cuffs. Get yer ass chained to the headboard while she robs you blind. The maid oughtta LOVE finding you the next morning.

 

[A Desert Rose]

fuck this. is it impossible to have an intelligent thread and conversation here?
YES i guess so.

 

[peachykeen]

Condoms: check x
$300: check x
Hundcuffs: check x

I'm in New York right now. My price range is from $5 to $300. Where should I go to get the best value for money?

Thanks in advance.

Shit, and I was in NY only 2 weeks ago, and I really could have used the cash. Fuck. My life is just a series of nearly missed opportunities, I tell ya.

 

[The Squid King]

Call up various escort services until you find one who will send over exactly what you want.

It is that simple, but don't tell them your budget or you won't have anything left for a tip.

 

[HeavyStick]

Just get a nice silk sock instead. You won't know the difference anyways.

*hypothetically* a sock has never had me pissing razor blades and napalm. A times square hooker on the other hand.....

 

[Laurel]

You don't buy escorts - you rent them.

 

[islandman]

Re: Re: Buying a whore, need help

If you're really planning on getting some use out of those hundcuffs, I'd try the animal shelter.

good luck.

I don't think he meant it as a spelling mistake. I think he's aware that even if he pays for it, he's going to get a "hund".

 

[Guest]

*hypothetically* a sock has never had me pissing razor blades and napalm. A times square hooker on the other hand.....

*Shudder*

Thanks Laurel for pointing that out for me. I'll send you my pix sometime next week. Can you scan them for me and send them to SLG?

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: Re: Buying a whore, need help

I don't think he meant it as a spelling mistake. I think he's aware that even if he pays for it, he's going to get a "hund".

"hund" is also a common yayati spelling missstaker

 

[Crack Whore]

anywhere, we are all whores at heart

 

[sweetwetslut]

You don't buy escorts - you rent them.

well said.